So since we don't get sick days, vacation days, maternity days, lunch breaks, or smoke breaks (good thing we don't smoke!) today's post is a roundabout way of saying that we'll not be posting today... so we can take a little one week break.
During this time, Brandon plans to learn more about football, so he won't sound like such a noob now that football season is starting up again.
And Bryan, ever the opportunist, plans to drink the blood of his foes as their now-orphaned children are forced to watch.
Between this, we'll probably have a dance party with our retarded goat, because what else screams "well-rested vacation" quite like "krumping with a mentally imbalanced goat that wears one orthopedic shoe"?
...So really, nothing terribly exciting will be happening. But we hope you have a good Labor Day if you celebrate it, and if you don't, celebrate it anyway. Take a nap at work.* Drink at your child's soccer game.* Neglect your own hygiene for a week.* Treat yourself to a little laziness.
*don't do any of this, please, if not for yourself then for those around you
So we'll see you here next week for an especially awesome post on why women suck at packing and how men are so much more efficient (er, lazy and half-assed) at it. Also, Bryan finally gets the DNA test results back that'll allow him to prove to Sha'Quisha once and for all that he is "not the father", and Brandon gets called in to identify a corpse... HIS OWN! - on an all new ABfts! Same Bat time, same Bat web address!
Last but not least, congratulations to Elizabeth Seckman, who won the axe from last week's book release of Lovely Death. To everyone who bought the novel and supported Brandon's latest release, thank you. You're the ones who help keep the dream alive.
Cheers and stay rested, friends,
Beer: Blue Moon Caramel Apple Spiced Ale