Without Thursday in the queue (which sneaks up wayyyy too quickly), Bryan will have more time to make the comics even better. And Brandon won't have to keep kidnapping vagrant crackheads off Colfax Ave. to do his share of the post writing. Sure, there's an endless supply, but like his dear old granny used to say, "It's all fun and games until somebody gets hepatitis."
So keep an eye out Monday morning for the newly designed layout and our sole post of the week. It's going to be about obese men and the women who lust after them uncontrollably. Or something like that. There will be beer, and you will not be sorry.
The following is 110% funnier when listening to this on repeat while reading...
We can rebuild them. We have the technology.
Plus we can, like, give them lasers and stuff.
...And maybe boobs?
...No, too much. Way too much. But we can still rebuild them and make them, like, extra awesome and stuff.
Stay tuned for Monday.
Cheers and stay classy, folks!
Beer: Velvet Merlin (Firestone)
Music: Lynyrd Skynrd