...But not today.
Q: Did you always want to be writers?
Bryan: I wanted to be a firetruck when I was little (I was a stupid child), but since that's technically impossible I settled on Plan B which was "be an author."
Q: Why does mommy cry when daddy drinks?
Brandon: Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: What's the secret to life?
Both of us: Don't be a dickhead.
So ask us anything you've ever wanted to know. It can be ridiculous, it can be serious, it can be fun, it can be professional (you know, writing-related stuff). It can be whatever the hell you want. So get going. Drop us a comment below (anonymous comments welcome) by Sunday, April 5th, ask us whatever the hell you want, and next week Monday we'll answer all of your questions... complete with illustrations.