Thursday, December 22, 2016
#20 - Merry Christmas, You Ho Ho Hoes
Hey, cheap labor is cheap labor, amirite? Though it's debatable whether lugging Christmas decorations out of storage and stringing them all up is better or worse than a sad handy-J, we both want to wish everyone (prostitutes and non-prostitutes alike) a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Happy Festivus, an Awesome New Year, and any other random holiday you may or may not celebrate. We'll see you next year!
Cheers and stay festive, friends,
Brandon and Bryan
(Yes, that's my real Christmas card this year. Close friends and family members have been, uh, blessed* with a physical copy)
*absolutely not the right word