Monday, November 30, 2015
The ABFTS Post Fight Analysis
Hey all! We're both out of town visiting family and enjoying the post-holiday calmness of not punching another person in the face for a $5 toaster while trampling over a sea of screaming toddlers. We also won't have much access to the Internet that doesn't involve a floundering 3G connection, so let this quickly drawn, pre-scheduled comic serve as our weekly post.
And hey, even though it was drawn way in advance, we bet we called it, didn't we? A bunch of people beat the crap out of each other over a $100 off-brand flat screen TV, someone stole this year's popular toy by ripping it directly out of the hands of a small crying child, and an 80 year old woman was trampled to death by a herd of fat soccer moms rushing to snag up a $50 iPad. Also, it all took place in a Wal-Mart, because it always happens in a Wal-Mart.
It's like we're psychic, right?
So excuse our laziness and our sparseness around the blogosphere as we spend some much needed time with family. We'll be back next week, ready to punch out some middle aged shoppers for the last $20 food processor. Uh, we mean ready to bring the funny.
Cheers and stay classy, friends,