Naturally, there's only one answer to that question that doesn't end with a punch to the testicles. But see, while women may have a propensity for packing ungodly amounts of things for an evening at the local Holiday Inn, we men know the value of packing light. Just look at our camping trip last weekend.
We, as efficient travelers, only brought the bare essentials. And a quick check list before we left confirmed that.
Okay, okay, so we take a FEW things with us when we go camping. But we'd just rather be over-prepared than under-prepared, because you never know what might happen in the wild. And you ladies reading this, thinking "So how is that different from me packing ten suitcases full of high heels?" well, we'll tell you why it's not the same thing.
You see, we NEED these things. Because without them, well, camping sucks.
You know what camping without ice cold beer, freshly grilled burgers, warm blankets, and hot coffee in the morning is? It's a bunch of dudes sitting on rocks, staring at the ground, freezing their balls off, forced to (ugh) talk to each other. Sober.
So say what you will, ladies, but when a man packs to go camping, he's just taking what he needs. And the next time you pack for your own trip, well, you could learn a little something from us. Because we're all about efficiency.
Now if you'll excuse us, this camping trip of ours is almost up, and we need to post this blog entry via our wi-fi hotspot before our portable cappuccino maker is finished frothing and our electric pancake griddle finally heats up.
Cheers and stay classy, folks,
Beer: Lagunita's Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Ale
Music: The Pigeon Detectives
P.S. Those of you looking for our Sunflowers for Tina post, that entry follows this one.