And by the time you figure out one of them is stab-your-eyeballs-out terrible, it's already over and you don't have to sit through an entire hour and a half of it bleeding profusely into your lap. Or, if it's pop-your-eyeballs-out awesome, then you get to wait in eager anticipation until its release.
This is why Brandon absolutely refuses to see a movie until he sees the trailer. Because most times, a trailer will do a good enough job of telling you what the movie's about and if it's worth seeing.
The key words being most times.
So on that note, we hope the trailer we bring you today won't elicit the upturning of popcorn or your lunch. It's with great pleasure that we bring you the trailer for Brandon's upcoming novel Lovely Death: a story about a man, a muscle car, and the ghost that just won't leave him the hell alone.
Not bad for our first stab at a book trailer, eh? Eh? Well, we hope so.
As you can see, Brandon looks quite thrilled at the fact that his new book is going to be released in two weeks. A happiness that's just to die for. So, stick around for the announcement, folks. Because there's going to be a pretty excellent giveaway happening on release day.
Here's the final cover, by the way. Both it and the trailer were shot and edited by Bryan (with the trailer featuring the very talented voice-work of his car). So if there are any complaints...
Stay tuned for more info about the contest and the release.
Till then, you ever been tricked by a movie trailer?*
*like Adam Sandler's been tricking the American public into thinking he's funny for the past 20 years
Cheers and stay classy, folks,
Beer: Ranger IPA
Music: Waylon Jennings