First, we didn't know what to draw the two names out of.
So we used one of our ladies' purses. But that led us to our second problem.
The space/time continuum.
So we got sucked into the dark, swirling vortex at the bottom of a woman's purse, and then got spat out into an alternate dimension. One that looked really, really weird.
Worst of all, the entries were completely gone. We reasoned that they must have blown away. So after taking a few moments to admire our ridiculous new forms, we set out in search of the entries.
In this new world, Brandon found that it was way too hot to constantly wear a black leather jacket. He wondered why he'd never taken it off before.
And then he remembered it was because of the accident.
This weird world didn't make any sense to us. And it didn't have any of our entries, either. We looked, and we looked, and we just couldn't find them anywhere.
"Gee," said Brandon, who was looking outside with his freshly grown pair of arms. "There's nothing here in my dumpster."
Except those pesky freegans, of course.
"I don't see anything downstairs, either," said Bryan, who checked inside the house.
"All I see down here are a pair of broken legs."
We were about to give up hope when we remembered that the freegan had been eating Brandon's trash. Maybe he ate our entries, we thought. And that was very fortunate for us, because we could use him as our hat.
So we kindly helped the freegan free up two entries.
And we're happy to say that the entries that got coughed up are the names of our two winners. Congratulations, guys!
So Chiz and Robyn Engel, you'll be hearing from us soon so we can get your addresses and send each of you your Mystery Box of Awesomeness. And a big thanks to everyone who participated! We got well over 200 entries and it was a lot of fun.
Also, a huge thanks to our good buddy Chris who made for an eerily perfect freegan. Your next beer is on us.
Until next time, here are some of the great cartoons that you guys submitted when we asked you to draw us. Enjoy!
(click the image itself to view full resolution)
Regular shenanigans and hooliganism will resume in a week. We'll see you next Monday!
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Up, up, and away! The great purse in the sky beckons to us!