Monday, June 23, 2014

A Real Life Adventure

Unless you've been living under a rock or are new here, we've been holding a contest for the past 2 weeks for 2 Mystery Boxes full of random goodness. Well, today we were supposed to announce the winners, but we ran into some huge problems. I guess we didn't really think this through.

First, we didn't know what to draw the two names out of.


So we used one of our ladies' purses. But that led us to our second problem.

The space/time continuum.




So we got sucked into the dark, swirling vortex at the bottom of a woman's purse, and then got spat out into an alternate dimension. One that looked really, really weird.


Worst of all, the entries were completely gone. We reasoned that they must have blown away. So after taking a few moments to admire our ridiculous new forms, we set out in search of the entries.


In this new world, Brandon found that it was way too hot to constantly wear a black leather jacket. He wondered why he'd never taken it off before.

And then he remembered it was because of the accident.


This weird world didn't make any sense to us. And it didn't have any of our entries, either. We looked, and we looked, and we just couldn't find them anywhere.

"Gee," said Brandon, who was looking outside with his freshly grown pair of arms. "There's nothing here in my dumpster."


Except those pesky freegans, of course.

"I don't see anything downstairs, either," said Bryan, who checked inside the house.


"All I see down here are a pair of broken legs."

We were about to give up hope when we remembered that the freegan had been eating Brandon's trash. Maybe he ate our entries, we thought. And that was very fortunate for us, because we could use him as our hat.

So we kindly helped the freegan free up two entries.


And we're happy to say that the entries that got coughed up are the names of our two winners. Congratulations, guys!


So Chiz and Robyn Engel, you'll be hearing from us soon so we can get your addresses and send each of you your Mystery Box of Awesomeness. And a big thanks to everyone who participated! We got well over 200 entries and it was a lot of fun.

Also, a huge thanks to our good buddy Chris who made for an eerily perfect freegan. Your next beer is on us.

Until next time, here are some of the great cartoons that you guys submitted when we asked you to draw us. Enjoy!

(click the image itself to view full resolution)

 Submitted by Fang of blog.fang.io


Submitted by Mich of s1ckb1tch.blogspot.com

Submitted by Chiz of chiz-chat.blogspot.com



Submitted by Barb of twobeansornottwobeans.blogspot.com

 Submitted by D4 of d4andmusic.blogspot.com.

 Submitted by Flip of hillblocksview.blogspot.com

Submitted by Robyn from rawknrobyn.blogspot.com

Submitted by FAE of farawayeyes1.blogspot.com

A classic Pickleoping care of pickleope.com

Regular shenanigans and hooliganism will resume in a week. We'll see you next Monday!

Cheers and stay classy, friends,
B&B

Up, up, and away! The great purse in the sky beckons to us!


121 comments:

  1. Those are some great drawings! Congratulations to the winners.
    Hey, at least all of the stuff in the bottom of that purse didn't arrive with you. You would've spent days digging yourselves out.

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    1. I don't know, I've got a tampon stuck pretty deep in my nose and I think at this point I may just need to go to the ER.

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  2. Congrats to the winners. I was going to enter but time kinda got away from me..maybe next time..loving all the artistic entries too

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    1. I think having our own original Mynx painting would be worthy of a Mystery Box of Awesomeness just on principle alone.

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  3. Sweet. Very funny that you were able to turn a contest announcement into an entertaining thing. I still hope to have a beer with you guys at some point.

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    1. We have a lot of readers who aren't connected to the blog community so we figure if we're going to buckle down and finally do something "bloggy" in nature we might as well make it interesting for everyone.

      And hell yes, we don't just hope to have a beer with you at some point, we hope it's a few.

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  4. Those are great gifs, but you guys look WAY more cartoonish in that alternate dimension.

    Seriously, those proportions are all wrong.

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    1. Yeah, we're not very good "real life" artists. I mean, as 30 year old Americans who drink we should practically be blobs. What kind of stick figure bullshit did we end up with? Moral of the story: stop drinking while posting.

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  5. Congrats to the winners! You ran a fun contest. Who knew there are so many talented artists out here in bloggyville. Every drawing is great. I was going to submit one but I didn't think stick figures would make the cut.

    I'm really digging your videos, guys. Not only does it look like you two (three) are having way too much fun, it added a whole new dimension to your blog. Now I expect cartoons, writing AND videos over here. Every week. You raised the bar.

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    1. We absolutely would have accepted stick figures so long as they were funny. We don't claim to be artists (or I guess artistes) either. We just do whatever we think is funny and run with it. As evident by more than half of our submissions showing us up in the art department.

      And just for the record, we had so much fun that we'd like to do this kind of thing again.

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    2. Alright! Next time I'll submit a stick figure drawing. It's on like Donkey Kong. I'm glad you guys are thinking about doing this again. What a great way to connect with our fellow bloggers and showcase their talent.

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    3. HAH! We were talking about doing more of the animated live gifs in the future, not contests. Since, you know, you said you wanted them to be a regular thing...

      Man, that sounds so greedy. But we WOULD like to do more contests in the future...

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  6. Awesome contest, awesome post, awesome entries, just all round awesome. I hope you're going to print some of these submissions off and hang them around your home.

    I didn't enter since I didn't think you'd appreciate sending a crate overseas, but looking at the quality of the entrants, I wouldn't have won anyway. Congrats to everyone involved!

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    1. We left it open for international folk because we wouldn't have minded shipping overseas to you. So enter next time, yeah?

      And not only have we already printed some of these off to hang around the home, one of them's replaced my wedding picture.

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  7. those are some clever drawings, I can't even draw a stick figure

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    1. You know things are bad when your fans can draw you better than you could ever draw you.

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  8. Love the freegan abuse gif! And all those submitted artistic renderings, my my my!

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    1. It's not abuse if he deserves it. If anything, we just put him down before the Hepatitis C could.

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  9. Your pictures keep getting less and less realistic. This week's pics don't look anything like the REAL Brandon and Bryan with the circles for hands.

    This place is turning into a party.

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    1. We also didn't have our football heads or circular bodies. I guess the quality of art is just continuing to slip as we crumble into a downward spiral that can only end in a string of "Best of" posts and drawing gratuitous boobs just to salvage any form of traffic.

      And uh oh, this place is a party? I just heard all of the hipsters slipping out the back.

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  10. Oh, boyoh! Thanks a lot, guys! I'm really hoping the mystery box holds a round trip pass to Portland so that I can experience firsthand what it's like to be a freegan for a week. Or perhaps it could even be that wormhole purse. Either would be great, really.

    I'll be sure to have a special post on my blog on the unboxing of the Mystery Box of Awesomeness.

    And damn, all the drawings came out great. Wish I thought to color mine in.

    Thanks again, guys!

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    1. We were going to e-mail you soon, but if you want you can just post your address here. Also, we need your personal phone number, your social security number, and your credit card. Please post all of those for us.*

      *please don't do that

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  11. There was some awesome drawings there. That is one weird world, but familiar non the less. Has to be the freegan, they seem to be in every reality. Congrats to the winners.

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    1. Yeah, seems that not only will freegans follow us from dumpster to dumpster, they'll also follow us across alternate planes of reality. Have these creatures no shame?

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  12. Fecking hell, how did I miss this, congrats to the winners!

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  13. See, this is why men should leave a woman's purse alone. You don't have the right training to wield a source of such unspeakable power! (And by "training" I mean boobs. They weigh us down just enough that they keep us from being overcome by the vortex. Now you know.)

    Congratulations to the winners. I must say I am most impressed with the realistic animations in this one. Why, it's almost as though you used a camera...!

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    1. A "camera"? Do we look like we make "camera" money? This was clearly drawn on construction paper with a pen we stole from the bank teller when she wasn't looking.

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    2. You can afford construction paper? And you're always talking about how you're poor, struggling writers! Next you'll probably be telling me that you posted this using your OWN computer, rather than sneaking into a local high school and hacking into the system to use their computers and free WiFi...

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    3. Hacking into a high school? What, do I look like I have "hacker money?" My mother can't afford a basement for me to live in, thank you very much.

      If you must know, this post was entirely composed using a Speak N Spell and a See and Say. What does the cow say? Yeah, wouldn't YOU like to know.

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    4. With the assistance of your Sit 'N' Spin and a Skip-It for special effects, right?

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  14. The pictures are great. It was fun to recognise some of the drawing styles too. Congrats to the winners, to you two for getting home, and mostly to the guy playing the Freegan. He was a pretty good sport about the whole thing. Unless he was actually a Freegan and was used to that kind of treatment.

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    1. Chris is not a freegan; he just plays one on TV.
      "Oh, you thought I was getting violently beaten? ACTING."

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  15. That was a nice fall down the stairs, BRYAN.
    I once fell down some steps outside of a bowling alley where I had just bowled a full ten frames for a total of 32 points plus eleven gin and tonics. My fall wasn't quite as graceful as yours, but I did manage to keep gin and tonic #12 from spilling a drop. (Had my priorities in order, don'tcha know?)

    That cartoon submitted by Flip is a little disconcerting. Unless your womens are also in that shower with you BEER BOYS and simply unseen due to the shower curtains, then I think I'm done visiting this site. (How 'bout it, Flip? Are there womens behind Doors #1 and #4?)

    Also, despite FAE's propaganda cartoon, I hope you BEER BOYS realize that NO BEER has ever really traveled to the Moon and returned again to Earth! Not even 'Blue Moon' has done it. All those Beerpollo launches were hoaxes committed by "Uncle S(c)am".

    And, last but not least, congratulations to Chiz and Robyn Engel.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

    POSTSCRIPT: I kind of dropped the ball on this contest. I started out with good intentions but then work and life and work and lack of sleep and work caught up with me and I just kinda forgotted about it. Oh well, at least I did get a review written. And I don't need any more stuffs anyway. I've already got too much stuffs I'll have to pack up when I finally get the hell outta Hell, Airheadzona.

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    1. Those stairs are incredibly steep, so the fun part in shooting that was that I figured at some point I would just plain fall down the stairs, and if so, I instructed Brandon to just keep shooting.

      Regarding Flip's picture, I'm just more concerned that we seem to be drinking a very, very yellow beer.

      Oh, and you more than made up for your lack of entries with that review. That thing is worth its weight in SUCKS.

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    2. What?! Can't two guys take a shower together without eyebrows being raised? That's just what heterosexual manly guys do right?Watch sports, workout, go shopping for assless chaps, shower together. That's what I do with my friends.

      As for the yellow beer. 1) I have had some fluorescent yellow craft beers, and 2) brown liquid didn't translate so well in the picture. Why are they drinking chocolate milk in the shower?

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    3. Why not brown? I smell a new Internet sensation. "2 Beers 1 Cup."

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  16. I still can't believe I won! Woohoo! I enjoyed this one so much that I didn't need, but really, really appreciate, the win. My social security card and credit card number....Oh, I'll just email you my address. If anyone wants to pay off my debt, they can check with me and I'll forward the info.

    You guys keep impressing. I have no idea how you did those snippets. It's art in the truest of forms, especially when Brandon walks off armless. Glad he grew his arms back. It'd be difficult to drink beer without them.

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, my favorite duo.

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    1. Whenever I log into my student loan website to pay off my loan for the month, it always stops and asks me for my social security number, birthday, and zip code for "extra security." And I always laugh, because I think what's the worst someone can do by accessing my student loans? Pay them off for me? Yeah, good luck with that.

      Oh, and you are very welcome!

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    2. Exactly. You want to steal FROM ME? Kindly pay off a small portion of my debt and I'll thank you for targeting me.

      And yeah, Far Away should have a beef with me. She doesn't know the half of it regarding my sucking up. Smiles.

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  17. Those are fantastic. Yours were good, too. I watched you fall down the stairs an embarrassing number of times. For uh, research. And stuff.

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    1. If my pain can bring anyone just a smidgen of joy, then I've done my job as a comedian.

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  18. Not to break the fourth wall, but you guys really went all-out with this one! Real-life stop-motion animation? I can imagine you having a blast shooting all those. Great stuff!
    And though I didn't win, I did earn me some free advertisement space. Right at the top of the list, too. Not shabby, right? Thanks!

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    1. Hey, you were the first one to send in a picture (instantly, mind you), so you deserved top spot. And stop motion animation is quite a bit of fun. I have a feeling we'll be doing this again. Minus the stairs part. A man's legs and back can only take so much tumbling.

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  19. Love the non-hat, love the bag (purse), really love the new 'real life' cartoons; they just go to prove that it's all fun and games until somebody falls down and gets hurt, then...the real fun begins.

    Even if I didn't win the 'Mystery Box of Awesomeness' (I'm sure i had something to do with Robyn labeling youse guys at HOT), this was a most fun contest. Thanks for the opportunity to showcase my ah, um,...art.

    Oh, and STMc - propaganda eh? Well, if beer ever does go to the moon, I'm sure 'the boys' will be the ones to take it there. Ha!

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    1. I don't think we can survive the Van Allen Radiation Belt, but whatever crap they put in Bud Light? I bet that would make it safely.

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  20. I almost forgot to congratulate the winners. Great job on those pics Chiz and Robyn (also a great job on sucking-up!)

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    1. If it's any consolation, Chiz submitted every single entry we made available, so the odds were in his favor.

      Basically, what I'm saying is that it's Robyn you should have beef with. :)

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  21. Congrats to the winners - and to the rest of the losers - you tried, hey, that's all anybody can do. Right? You tried… you lost… but hey, you tried… and… lost.

    As I said, in my non-entry, mom's always telling me I'm a winner so it's all good over here! :P :P

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    1. We're all winners on this website. No one around here is a loser. So go out there and get yourself a nice big participation ribbon. You earned it!

      We, on the other hand, did not. But we still have one anyhow, just to justify our own existence.

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  22. Ah yes, I myself have fallen into my own giant purse. I was wondering where I left that chair.

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    1. I dread any time my wife asks me to find something for her in her purse because I know it's going to take half an hour and I'm going to dig up an entire storage closet's full of items in the process.

      This is always followed by, "God, did you NOT check the 2nd pocket in the lower eastern quadrant? Of COURSE that's where I keep my keys. Men are so dense."

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  23. Well, I hope they share with the world what you send them.

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    1. At the very least Chiz is planning to post what we send him, so we'll share his link when he does. We thought about posting it now, but we didn't want to ruin the surprise.

      Not to brag, but that box is going to be full of SO much cat hair.*

      *no, not really

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  24. Big congrats to the winners. The entries really produced some cool art. But my favorite thing about this post (besides the freegan) had to be seeing Bryan wear his C&C t-shirt!! That, made my day.

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    1. We were hoping you'd notice that. Also, that shirt is now my new favorite shirt, and I'm not even just saying that to butter you up. It's pretty freaking awesome.

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    2. I'm so glad you liked it. I can't think of Cheech and Chong, without laughing, as well as when I think of all the ABFTS posts I've read over the years. I hope when you wear that shirt, it always makes you laugh/smile.

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  25. I'm glad the freegan came out of a recycling bin and not an actual dumpster. That would have been a little too committed to the role. Great post - can't wait for the next contest!

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    1. For the record, our buddy was more than willing to get in that dumpster for the sake of comedy, but we told him no, you don't need to go that far.

      Now THAT'S a real friend.

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  26. I really really enjoyed this post, until the part where I didn't win squat. Also, you could take over the world of 'my life in gifs' and earn a fortune x

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    1. There's always next time. There will always be more contests, and more prizes, and more ridiculous gifs. What can Bryan fall down next time? Stay tuned, kids.

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  27. Is it pronounced "gif" with a hard "g" or "jif" like the peanut butter? I do hope the winners reveal the contents of the mystery box. Congratulations to them and to you both for discovering the secret to defy gravity. Wait, are you drones?!?

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  28. Don't guys know purses are strictly off-limits? We don't want you men to know our deepest secrets, so we leave things in there that you might find disgusting to deter you. But, if you insist, then it's through the Purse Wormhole with you. Now you know.

    Congrats to the winners! I liked Robyn's collage and all the drawings, well done.

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    1. I've seen things in that purse. Things that have changed me as a man. The night terrors have only gotten worse. I can't dig through a shopping bag without getting the sweats. It's awful.

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  29. Wow, you got some great cartoons! Such clever and talented readers you have. Yup, I didn't finish. Got intimidated by the pencil and paper...and I realized I never win anything, so there was that.
    Great montage there of how you picked the winners - clever, funny, and don't you know better than to stick your hand in a woman's purse? It's like the first law of hanging out with us. Didn't you see Hermione's purse in Harry #6? The woman had an entire campsite in there! Sheesh. Please be careful...hard to make fabulous cartoon with a missing hand...
    Seriously though, great contest and congrats to the winners!
    Tina @ Life is Good
    On the Open Road! @ Join us for the 4th Annual Post-Challenge Road Trip!

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    1. Pencil and paper intimidates me too. That's why we draw on our computers. And I have to draw with my left hand now. Lost my right in the Great Purse Incident of 2013. Wife asked me to find a tissue for her. I didn't find the tissue, but I did find five degloved fingers. I also found out just how much blood a Louis Vuitton can hold.

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  30. Oh my gosh, I loved this! The whole thing! And the entry cartoons are too cool for drool! :D

    Congrats to the winners!

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    1. How did you know that the Mystery Box is just a box full of dog drool?

      Crap, I spoiled the surprise.

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  31. This was AWESOME.

    I meant to enter but then I didn't.

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    1. As things would have it, we didn't enter either. We should have. Imagine how angry people would be if we revealed the two winners to just be us.

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  32. My purse feels so heavy, I think I may have a Freegan living in it. So glad your arms grew back. Its hard to write with no hands.

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    1. Fun fact: Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas was typed completely with feet.

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  33. This. This I liked a lot and I think you should do this all the time...comic plus gifs...if you continue like this you will only be able to update your blog once every month, so actually shtop it. Only comics form now on!!!!

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    1. Actually, you might be surprised to find out that doing these animated GIFs took infinitely less time than drawing comics. Frankly, it's less work and more fun.

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  34. I'd have to say Mich's drawing was the most true to life. What?

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    1. Quiet, you! We're not yet ready for the world to know that we're one of David Icke's lizard people. Sssssssss.

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  35. I might have watched 'the accident with the leather jacket' about 100 times. I think I say this every week but you really make me laugh! Until I remembered that I had the same accident once with a jacket. Then I stopped laughing.

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    1. Like Monty Python said, always look on the bright side of life. Yes, you lost your arms, but think of how many hilarious situations you can put yourself in now.

      At the top of that list is most definitely these baby arms.

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  36. Congrats to the winners and everyone who submitted a drawing. What an amazing bunch of talent exists out there!!!! I am super impressed.

    I really liked the live action footage. Bryan, that fall down the stairs looked serious. Did you break anything? I am all for To The Max for the sake of da blog, but I draw a line at physical injury.

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    1. Some people use their physical abilities to run marathons or get in the ring or defend a ball. Me, I use mine to deliver good ol' fashioned physical comedy.

      Did you ever see our old Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial where I fell off the roof? Good times.

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  37. Those are cool drawings! Congratulations to the winners. And yeah, watch out for those freegans hiding in the dumpsters!

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    1. Oh, those sneaky freegans think they're tough, but their faces are hardly immune to a good pummeling.

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  38. I'm glad you got back okay! At least, I hope so. You weren't transported somewhere else entirely, were you? That sometimes happens to me when I lose my keys in my purse. I look up and suddenly everything is different. It takes practice not to be teleported every single time.

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    1. It was weird. It looked like Brandon's house, but there was so much less detail. Everything looked all choppy and crappy. Thank God we're back in our MSPaint world now. 256 whole colors. You really don't need any more than that.

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  39. I love the drawings people did!! Very awesome! Also, impressive gif-ing there. It was like a mini silent movie, all you were missing were the moustaches.

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    1. Blame Bryan's bad genetics for the lack of curly, waxed mustaches. And hey, you know us. We're all about the spirit of GIF-ing.

      (We'll show ourselves out)

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  40. I hope you learned your lesson Never mess with a woman's purse. :)

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    1. This post, if anything, has really put me off buying that expensive man-bag I've had my eye on.

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    1. Thanks! They were so much fun to make I have a feeling we'll be doing more in the future. There are so many other violent avenues to explore with live action.

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    1. Yes, may they enjoy their boxes of burnt cat hair!

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  43. I'm not sure what I liked best about this post: the lost arms or the fact that more than one person drew the two of you in the shower together.

    You guys just get better and better. So much better, in fact, that I'm not even cranky and bitter over not winning anything.

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    1. Psssh, people assume just because our name has shower in it that we actually shower. Really, do either of us look like the types of guys who own a bar of soap?

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  44. A good reminder why I never go in a woman's purse

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    1. That same sentence could be used as a way to describe what not to do when your bladder is full.

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  45. Congrats to Robyn and Chiz! I loved your live-action sequences, complete with daredevil stunts, including purse plummeting! This would be a great ad for warning children to never go into their mom's purses. The cartoons that everyone submitted were also very good. Bryan and Brandon, you've really outdone yourselves once again! I can't wait to hear about Robyn and Chiz's goody bags!

    Julie

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  46. I'm upset for not winning the great box of mystery but I did enjoy your videos. Looks like you had fun making them. As Elsie said, I expect to see more posts like this in the future...and more chances to win another mystery box. I might have to get back to regular blogging so as not to miss out on such an opportunity!

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    1. You could have always bought us out, you know. We're impressionable and have no morals like that.

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  47. Those gifs were awesome and I loved everyone's drawings. As for purses, better stay away from them. You never know what alternate dimension they'll take you to.

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    1. The last one took us to a world where Justin Bieber was president and I just about killed myself on the spot.

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  48. Love the gifs and the artwork. :) Thanks for linking the cartoon to my blog!

    Shall I expect the gifs expand to a Peter Gabriel/Sledgehammer-esque caliber?

    -Barb

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    1. May you receive 10s upon 10s of hits from the people not lazy enough to check out our friends!

      For our next endeavor, we were more thinking of a Genesis/Land of Confusion type of thing. The only avenue we haven't yet explored is puppets, and we need to remedy that pronto.

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  49. Oh wow, those gifs are awesome! Great job making a competition into such a funny story :)

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    1. I don't like to brag, but we could make even a grocery list interesting if we had to.

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  50. That prize reveal was better than a drum roll!

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  51. So I am jealous of 1. the people who won and 2. the people who can draw! Nice! And...you finally found out about the purses, eh? They're like Tardises, in mini version.

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    1. Yeah, except instead of taking us to crazy new worlds and leading us on quirky adventures they threw us straight into a dumpster. What kind of awful Tardis does that?!

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  52. I shoulda put an extra half hour into that drawing! Have some cool fire breathing stuff or something.

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    1. Your drawing was already pretty awesome. It was the most facially accurate of all of the ones submitted. If you spent 30 extra minutes and made us breathe fire I think we'd be out of a job.

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  53. Congrats to the winners 'cause they're getting your box of awesomeness, and because they can actually draw. You guys sure know how to run a contest, but what kinda of freaky place you live in? I thought freegans had all been kidnapped by aliens, now you have one next door? Sounds fishy to me, you sure you didn't pluck him out of a woman's purse? Just saying….



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    1. Freegans are all alive and well in Colorado, and they'd rather rip Brandon's trash apart like a damn raccoon than get real jobs and buy real food. God bless this great country of ours.

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  54. Congrats to the winners. And yes, I have been under a rock.

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    1. Your rock has expired. Would you like to renew your rock? Failure to respond promptly will result in the immediate seizure and auction of your rock.

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  55. Ha, the gifs are fantastic! Best prize reveal ever. Congrats to the winners!

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  56. Aw, dang it, I've been living under a rock :( I would for sure have entered something! And then the freegan could have coughed up MY name all covered in disgusting. Oh well, congrats to the winners and all that crap.

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