Monday, December 16, 2013

Change Is Sometimes Good

We've always been afraid of change. I mean, it's easy to get used to the same old thing. To stay inside your comfort zone.





It takes a lot to get us out of our comfort zone. Like a want of better things. Or an irritable cat with a toothbrush shank.

Change can be a scary thing, can't it? Often times it means losing something, like time. Or your place of address. Or your penis.






But a lot of times change is for the best. Especially with things that absolutely need changing. Like underwear.


Or politicians.


And even if a change isn't for the best, we fleshbags have a good knack for adapting to things, don't we? Which is why we're changing. And we're not just changing the layout of this site (which is pretty fucking sweet, isn't it? ((kudos Bryan)), but also the content. What we're hoping to bring to you, comrades, is better comics, better writing, and far more intelligently evolved dick jokes (as you see above).

But that means... well, that means we've got to change, too.





This means we can branch out and experience new things. In this case, facial expressions.



Plus, you know, Brandon has a mouth now, which is pretty cool.

As with all things, there are pros and cons.



Plus, there's going to be lots of new stuff.


No, not new like that. But we can do so much more with our jokes than we ever could before. So stay tuned for next time when Brandon shows you EXACTLY what you can do with brand new cartoon elbows (rated NC-17).

Until then, we'd like to end with a new segment, our...

ABftS Bonehead of the Week

This week's winner is Kanye West, who once uttered this magnificent quote about reading:

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life." -- Reuters, February 2009

And yet... this same man expects you to read his book, full of 'Kanyeisms,' called (modestly) Kanye West Presents Thank You and You're Welcome. This turd contains such "geenyus" literary gems as "I hate the word hate" and “They say ya additude determines ya laditude..."

So let's raise our mugs to Kanye and thank him for further spreading not just his idiocy, but illiteracy. Because who needs the magic of books when you have an overrated rap career and an aging glamour queen with a huge ass?


(And yes, we realize this all happened four years ago, but we doubt he's changed his position on reading, and that's really the point here, which goes along with today's theme. You can change your underwear and you can change your blog design but you can't change stupid.)

Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan and Brandon

Music: Mkaio
Beer: Twisted Pine Hoppy Boy

130 comments:

  1. Dig the new layout! Even if you had to learn to draw hands. Kanye we be so jealous...

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    1. Kanye never learned nothing from no blogs. He'd rather, like, talk to people in real life than talk to them over some Inter-page like a cyber-nerd, yo.

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  2. Wow! I love the new look! And your upgraded selves are awesome! I can't even imagine how hard those are to make. *Looks at my 2d self with three separate facial expression and no eyebrows at all* Don't judge me.

    Well done, sirs.

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    1. Hey, your cartoons are leaps and bounds above the dinky ones we started with. You know, where we just kind of stood in one place awkwardly with one expression and sometimes raised one hand.

      And it's all about the eyebrows. Once you go eyebrow, you never go back.

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  3. Love the new look, especially the comics of yourselves. Good luck drawing those realistic hands!

    Might it be better if Brandon didn't have a mouth? lol

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    1. Much like an angel earns its wings, after 2 years of blogging, Brandon has finally earned his mouth. And just in time for the holidays!*

      *take that to mean pretty much whatever you want

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    2. Well I think it's time for Brandon to put his mouth to good use!

      *take that to mean whatever you think it means!

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  4. Wow, the new layout looks great, and the cartoons are a significant improvement. The visual style is so much better that I think I actually fancy you both now.

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    1. Oh, that's too bad, because we're actually just trolling everyone. Stay tuned for next week's all white background and stick figures galore!

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  5. Awesome new layout, very clean feel to it. Much better comics too, as the more detail between the two should make for some interesting fun, or just more dick jokes haha

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    1. Thanks! We aimed to improve the look, but not the classiness of the humor. If anything, this makes toilet humors more accessible! Hurray!

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    1. Thanks! I've never been Ko0l before, not even Ko0l and the Gang. Get down on it!

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  7. It's hard to top perfection...but you guys already did. Love the layout and can't wait to see more.

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    1. Unfortunately, due to an accident with a rogue melon baller Bryan will NOT be appearing with eyeballs next week.

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  8. I really, really, really, really (okay I had to top everyone else's reallies), like your new design. The background colors are great. I really...uh, you know, like how it resembles an old blackboard. The more detailed cartoons are way better too. The emotes are great!

    Maybe I'm still unconvinced that change is good. Well except the underwear...I'm alternately saying "Ewww" and laughing.

    I didn't know books did autographs. I'll take one of those just because I think it might be kinda unique.

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    1. Thank you thank you thank you thank you truly, sir (I had to top gratitude). We too love the cleaner look, and I find that the white on black is much easier on the eyes.

      And if I knew books did their own autographs, I would have stopped doing book signings years ago.

      Fan: "Excuse me sir, I'm a huge fan, can I get your autograph?"
      Me: Ask the book, moron. I don't have time for you.

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  9. Love the new layout, but I'm going to miss 2D Bryan and Brandon, awww...

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    1. Worry you not, I'm sure our old 2D selves will pop back up occasionally. If only to make fun of ourselves for using them for so long.

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  10. Sweet new layout guys! I did like the cartoons you made before, but using real pictures of yourselfs in your comics is even better! Looking forward to things to come.

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    1. We're trying to work our way toward 1080p comics - so realistic you can actually see my pores and unsatisfactory hygiene!

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  11. Oh my gosh! You did a fantastic job! Your cartoons are way more detailed! Now I understand why Thursday's are gone with the wind. These must take forever to draw. You have a lot of patience (and talent) to be able to create them. You even stepped up the intelligence level required to read - using such a word as "emote"!

    (still waiting on you to resend your email!! Hurry up, dammit!)

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    1. Thank you! And yes, this took a few hours of time, so it's nice to be done with it for a few days before we have to dive into another one.

      (Hey, I'm hurrying. See the comment over at your joint)

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    2. I can't wait to see the next post over here. It feels so shiny and new here!

      (got the comment, BTW)

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  12. Awesome new look! All the change angst was worth it and Kanye...um....yeah....really?? I hope he has the grace to at some point be embarrassed by that quote.

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    1. I'm sure he's as proud of that quote as he is of parading his brain dead woman around. Men like Kanye just truly have no shame.

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  13. The new design looks great. Not just the website itself but also the comics. Drawing hands sucks which is why I just stopped trying. I stopped trying a lot of things. I think I heard that quote from Kanye before. I want to beat him to death with a book. They have some uses.

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    1. Stop trying and start doing. Or something motivational like that. I give up. Being inspirational is hard.

      And I would pay to see someone even just throw a book at Kanye's head. That would be enough for me.

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  14. "O brave new world, that has such people in't!" Looking forward to future installments!

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    1. Now that I have a real penis, the sky's the limit!

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  15. I like the new layout. Still unsure of the new leads. Those characters look ridiculous - almost like those two homeless guys you have on your Google+ profile pic as a joke.

    Also, when you make fun of Kanye, the trick is to not accompany it with a picture, Since he's not a big reader, this will prevent him from ever knowing you've talked about him...

    ...unless you're trying to start an internet beef to get attention.

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    1. I'm not gonna lie, I'd start Internet beef with an F-list celebrity. So beef with Kanye would just be beyond gratifying. How else is my freestyle rap career going to take off?

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  16. Lovin' the changes you've made. And trust me, I will never ever read Kanye's book. Even if the only thing on the earth to read. And I love reading. But no. I just can't.

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    1. His book has not only the most atrocious reviews, but he has less reviews than we do. So while our rap careers may not be taking off, at least we've proved we can do books better than he can.

      ABftS: 1
      Kanye: 0

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  17. The main thing I've learnt from this is that Kanye West is my new hero.

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    1. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

      *short breath*

      ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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  18. I'm not usually big on "change", that's why I'm always telling my waitresses and bartenders to keep the change. They love me at The Main Ingredient: "Here's a fifty dollar bill for the forty-nine dollars and sixty-nine cents worth of beer. And, Honey... keep the change."

    At least you haven't changed EVERYTHING on this blog. The genuine classic touches got renewed for another season:

    Cheers and stay classy, friends,
    Bryan and Brandon
    Music: Mkaio
    Beer: Twisted Pine Hoppy Boy


    I thank you for that, BEER BOYS!

    And... 'Twisted Pine Hoppy Boy'?!?!?!
    WTH? I never even heard of it, but with a name like that, I'd be sure to love it. Please tell me it has a label worthy of its name.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. Fun fact: my millionaire brother-in-law calls change 'poor people money' and often just throws quarters, dimes, and pennies to the ground immediately after receiving them because they're useless to him.

      And I immediately pick it right up because I'm poor and have no shame.

      If you want to know what the label looks like, maybe you should ask Santa to show you in person. He might just be bringing you one.

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    2. Ooh!... I loves me some Santa Claus!

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    3. Lagunitas 'SUCKS'... now available at my local Fry's grocery store!

      Alcoholism made easier.

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

      POSTSCRIPT: Nappy and I have a 'Blind Beer Taste Test' scheduled for tonight: Lagunitas 'SUCKS' Vs. BIG SKY IPA. (A battle of titans! This should be very interesting, because in our collective grading endeavors, no beer has ever beaten Big Sky. I wouldn't dare try to predict the outcome.)

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  19. I love the changes you made, Brandon and Bryan!!! Awesome layout and your new cartoons are spectacular. ...well maybe not the talking penis. He is rather creepy but the rest are spectacular.

    Seriously...you are going to be drawing real hands? You are giving me a inferiority complex. Unfortunately, I am somewhat limited as the the reach of my ability to draw hands or expressive eyebrows.

    Kanye is the biggest, mouthiest idiot on the planet. Is anyone really surprised that he doesn't read books???? Can he read at all??

    Great job, guys!

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    1. I'm going to put off drawing hands as much as possible. Maybe always have them in my pockets. Or maybe we'll just always wear catcher's mitts for some reason. Or boxing gloves?

      More surprising than Kanye being able to read is Kanye being able to write. I imagine his book just being dictated to some poor underpaid lackey with a pen and paper.

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  20. Even if the new theme sucks (not saying it does, just even if), the transition was great! "Do I keep this?"

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    1. Brandon still has his chunk of head/ear/sideburn. I think it's going to be preserved in glass as a relic. Until, you know, it rots into a black pool of soggy flesh.

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  21. WOW I didn't think you could improve upon perfection, but you certainly did. I'm so looking forward to more dick jokes and you picked the perfect dick to start with- Kanye.

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    1. You're kinda making me wish I had drawn Kanye as a huge talking penis. Maybe next time. I'm certain he'll be 'bonehead of the week' again. It's inevitable.

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  22. Well now I feel like a tit for reading this on my phone and missing the full redesign experience. I love the new character designs, but I will miss the old yous ("youzes guys"?). Maybe Kanye is doing a long con style performance art piece about ego. Maybe? Probably not.

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    1. Reading stuff on a smartphone? What are you, my wife when I'm trying to have a conversation with her?

      Also, I keep thinking Kanye might be trolling us, but then the act just keeps going, and you realize that maybe, just maybe he is truly that idiotically egotistical.

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  23. I dig the new style man! The text on the website is a bit on the large side, would suggest scaling it down a few points, but other than that looks mighty fine. Good job, and enjoy all your new and exciting body parts. (Hint: all of them can and should be used sexually.)

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    1. Hey now, this website's just old people friendly. Don't hate.

      (I'll probably scale the font down a touch. Things are still being worked on and are not finalized but this is going to be the overall layout/design)

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  24. I too initially read this on my phone and was like ...wha...but oh wow, it is really cool in person, or I mean on the computer. Change IS good, I hope, cause apparently it's gonna happen no matter what we do.

    On Kayna, well what more can I say other than maybe he should run for a political position. It seems he would fit right in.

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    1. Change IS good, I hope, cause apparently it's gonna happen no matter what we do.

      Not always. If our readership went down to zero, and people started sending us nastygrams and leaving flaming bags of dog crap on our front doors, we'd probably change back.

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  25. As much as meatbags fear change, it's usually for the better. My mind can't even start to imagine the things you can show us with facial expression, and finger-having hands. Seriously, my mind totally shuts down if I even let it think about that a little.
    That's why I will just stay glued to my laptop (or phone) on Mondays and wait to be info-tained. So, today I learned:
    Change = good
    Kanye = douche
    Ah, done with learning for the week! Now I can watch E! Television.

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    1. Whatever you do, don't spoil Real Housewives of Whore County for me. I'll be too busy watching Keeping Up with the Whoredashians to watch both.

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  26. I know change is good, but I'm going to miss the old versions of you guys. When I realized what was happening, I had to scroll back up to the "I don't feel so good" comic, take a breath, scroll down slowly and take my time with the reveal. I'm sentimental like that, I guess! Good job though - the layout looks great!

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    1. Then I guess it's my job as head cartoonist to make you fall in love with these new toons, even more so than the old ones. Challenge accepted.

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  27. I actually think this is a good thing guys, being like a lot of people who fear change I was scared of leaving the comfort zone of seeing you guys in 2D but I actually quite like it and the facial expressions thing is a big bonus and could take this to an even more impressive level. Love the new layout by the way.

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    1. We've had to restrict some of our jokes in the past because the cartoons were just too simple to make them do what we needed them to do. Looking forward to new things, and glad you like! Cheers!

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  28. Boy, I know what *I'd* do with cartoon elbows!

    Huh. Actually, I don't. And anything NC-17 that I can think of involving elbows sounds extremely painful. Well, good luck with that. But congrats on the mouth! Seriously.

    Looking forward to

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    1. Don't congratulate him on the new mouth just yet. You don't know where those elbows are headed.

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    2. er, not sure just WHAT I was looking forward to up there.

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  29. You know when you are watching something or reading something awesome and suddenly you become of aware of your body and find yourself grinning madly like a little girl at a boy band concert? Well that happened to me just now. Love the new look and love the new artwork! So fantastic guys...it lived up to last week's hype and more :) I loved how you morphed out of your old characters into the new ones. Brilliant.

    Kanye is so completely over the top ridiculous that I keep thinking he HAS to be putting on a persona. I just read where he compared himself doing a performance on stage on some hill to that of a police office or someone in war, due to how dangerous it is and how he has a family to think about and all. I mean, who could seriously say something like that and mean it?? Or my other theory is that he is an alien and he is still learning how to assimilate into being an earth folk.

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    1. I've never been a little girl and I've never been to a boy band concert but I have grinned uncontrollably so I think I follow you here. I'm really glad to hear you like the new design. Reinforces that we did the right thing!

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  30. You guys changed something? I'm not seeing it. Was it the font? Excellent job on the new font guys. You're right, it was time for a font change.

    P.S. Seriously, excellent job on the new layout and animated yous.

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    1. Yeah, that Times New Roman was SO 1999. Hello to the new age of fonts!

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  31. Ah, Kanye. Giving the world yet another reason to think we Americans are a bunch of illiterate hicks. Thanks a lot, Kanye. Jackass.

    LOVE the new layout and the cartoons are super awesome. I agree, change is good. It's like evolution has taken a huge leap forward, bringing this blog and it's cartoons into the world of mouths, elbows, eyebrows and fingers! I'm so proud!

    Oh, and PLEASE tell me you updated your "Korpret Hedkorters." I mean, at least put in the effort to build yourselves a nice blanket fort or something...

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    1. AUGH! Its, not it's. Stupid autocorrect! That's what I get for typing comments with my iPad...

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    2. Most people would see that and think 'eh, small potatoes, they probably won't care anyway' but you went back and corrected yourself. Massive grammar kudos my friend.

      And "Korpret Hedkorters" is totally pimped out. It now has a mini fridge, three skunked beers, and one and a half pillows. Don't ask.

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  32. Holy fuck! This means you won't have a stash of stock panels in your hip pocket and putting together a post will be a right pain in the arse. But don't get rid of our favourite stock characters as I've come to love that retarded goat.

    Nice job on the new toons boys. You're almost as cute as in real life here. Almost.

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    1. If anything, this inspired us to stop being lazy and start drawing more. Which we'll definitely have to do. And Peggy Sue ain't going nowhere. I spent too much time drawing (and animating) that damn goat to retire her now. Maybe she needs a refresh...

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  33. Absolutely fabulous change guys! 150% better than before and that was great. Love the face lifts. I knew you had work done but trying to cover it up in a cartoon? Jeezzz! hahahah. You know I'm love you guys! Can't wait to see what next Monday brings. XX

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    1. If you think this was 150% better then wait for next Monday, which will be 125% better than today. Making for a grand total of... I can't do math.

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  34. Great new layout, and wonderful toon makeovers! You really did an outstanding job! Sorry you were too late to help Kanye though.

    Julie

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    1. Thank you! And Kanye's too far gone for his own good. Once you start thinking Kim Kardashian is as "geenyus" as you are, you're in a level of delusion far beyond psychiatric help.

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  35. Change scares me, and Kanye West is an idiot.

    I think that covers everything.

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    1. Ummm, it seems we've gone off the page.

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    2. It's okay, I brought the page back. Just like I brought sexy back.

      Annnnd it's gone.

      A new record!

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  36. I love the layout. A lot. Mega kudos. I really like the new toons too, it's wise. I'll miss the other beady eyed boogers, but there really is a lot more to do with the new style. I dig it.

    If you want, and need help making that chalkboard seamless though, don't hesitate hitting me up.. It peeves me. A little.

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    1. I might just take you up on this offer. It peeves me a little too, and I wanted to draw some chalk-style cartoons here and there, but it's tiled so frequently that it would look like the site was just littered in the same drawings over and over again.

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  37. The place looks great....I love what you've done with it...bring on the good stuff!

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  38. Guys I absolutely LOVE the new design! It looks awesome and the new comics look amazing. I really like the font too. Easy to read, good sized, definitely looks like chalk. Seriously loving all the changes!

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    1. Woohoo! Glad to hear everyone's fond of it. Especially since I accidentally deleted the old template and have no way of bringing it back!

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  39. Very interesting changes! I look forward to seeing new facial expressions! And don't foget, if you can't draw hands you can always wear mittens!!

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    1. Either that or everyone's always going to be really angry and constantly clenching their fists into tight little balls.

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  40. Great new look, guys. The page is popping out at me. I feel like I'm wearing 3-D glasses. Very well done!

    Is there a reason, though, why the background stops after Christian's name, and I can't read the other comments? Maybe I'm just too late to the party, or my computer is being a booger.

    Kanye hasn't read or written anything new in four years, so it's all relevant. Well, he did write/say something profound like "My gurl is as much a roll maudel as Michell Bahamas."

    xoRobyn

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    1. I see another person made a comment with an experience similar to yours, but so far everyone else seems fine. It looks good over here all the way down. I even tried multiple browsers. My vote so far is for booger? But I will try to look into it and see what that could possibly be.

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  41. i see brandon finaly has a mouth. I cant see the new changes coz i read your blog from my nokia p300 potato (N79 but still)

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    1. Man, you think that looks good on your potato, you should see how smooth it runs on my Windows 95 machine. 256 colors!

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  42. Gonna go with crowd: love the new look and also have a fondness for your 2d selves but keep up with the dick jokes, they're great!

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    1. Thank you much, and nice to see you around again!

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  43. As if I didn't have enough stress in my life, now I am gonna worry about my cat shanking me!

    Well done!

    LC

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    1. Cats have the weirdest level of strength for being fat little furballs. Just try picking one up when they don't want to be held... suddenly they can overpower a grown man as they rip free of you. That's reason enough for me to not try to take over my cat's box fort... she'll evict me, pronto.

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  44. Epic! (Haha, I never get to use that word, and since I'm a child of the late 70's/80's, I overuse awesome, so go me for changing it up). Anyway, fantastic new look! Also, Kanye recently said his job as a rapper is dangerous, much like being in the military or a police man. He is a douche. That is all.

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    1. No matter how many times it's said I still feel it's worth repeating. Kanye West is a douche.

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  45. Great new layout and the detail is a whole new level

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    1. Thanks! Maybe in 2015 we'll have mastered shading and shadows like the rest of the world!

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  46. Changing my underwear does take a lot of effort. But for the sake of those around me it is good

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    1. Science can put a man on the moon but they can't make an underwear that doesn't require changing. Yo science nerds, where you at?

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  47. I love all the changes but I warn you I am NOT changing my underwear. And you're right Kanye sucks.

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    1. As someone we don't have to come in contact with every day (and therefore smell), that is your total right as a person.

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  48. Your new look is great. Layout and toons. Just a couple of things. 1) If drawing hands gets too difficult, you could always schedule an unfortunate industrial bone saw incident 2) where's the boobs? somebody promised me boobs. 3) I'm sorry I missed you guys in Denver, but I only came up for the Broncos game and left the next day. Next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll bring you some local brew.

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    1. 1) Are prosthetic hands easier to draw than regular? I guess depending on the prosthetic. "These were transplanted from a stick figure. Enjoy!"

      2) There will be boobs on Monday. And they'll be so gigantic your EYES WILL EXPLODE.

      3) We're sorry we missed you too. Thursday night on a work day is hard to swing, especially since we both have to be up in the neighborhood of 4-5 AM, but next time definitely hit us up. We've got our own local brews to have you try. You ever try Colorado Native or Upslope? Very good stuff.

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  49. the new drawings do look a lot like your actual selves. Which reminds me that while some people evolve their artwork, I'm still close to zero. Music and art; two areas I was never good at.

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    1. I'm not good at art, I'm just good at faking it. And my teacher said all my years of doodling in my notebook would amount to nothing. Who's laughing now, Mrs. McKinley??

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  50. So wait a minute: If you're drawing hands properly, does that mean I have an extra finger on each hand? Does that mean I'm a mutant? Can I join the X-Men?

    And, if I type fast enough, does it make those horrible scratching noises on the chalkboard? Okay, is it doing it now?
    What about now?
    Do your teeth hurt? I mean, you have teeth now, so do you feel it in your molars?

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    1. Oh yeah, I feel all of those cavities. But don't worry, after a while you stop feeling it. The tooth just falls out.

      And last I checked, everyone has four fingers. That's just a fact. Ask my good friends Mickey Mouse, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin. They'll tell you.

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  51. Art upgrade! I want to see Peggy Sue redrawn!

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    1. I can't say when it will happen, but it WILL happen.

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  52. This is going to be wonderful. BTW when you get the hand drawing sorted, ny chance you could give me lessons? Drawing and painting people is bloody hard

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    1. I still haven't gotten it 100% figured out yet, which is why they're just in generic positions right now. I think I may need to buy one of those wooden hand models that you can re-position. Either that or contract out a hand artist from China. Yeah, the second one. Probably cheaper anyway. Those hand model kits are like four whole dollars.

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  53. This is VERY exciting. VERY EXCITING. Well done lads xxx

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    1. Here in America xxx means something different, but thank you Scarlett, and happy pornographic content to you too.

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  54. Damn this blog just got even more amazing than amazing. How is that even possible? Thanks for more laughs. Well done!

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    1. Thanks, and great to see you around here again, man!

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  55. I like the new layout, but where is your self-pimping bling? :)

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    1. We'll add some more self pimpage in the future, I'm sure. And in the form of a flashy animated gif. Right now we're just trying to get this bitch off the ground!

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  56. Welcome to the world of starring at your hands while imagining what your character is doing so you can draw it....it helps drawing them as rectangles first.

    Also I love the new look, big font is always a plus!!

    Can't wait to see if you evolve all the other characters!

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    1. The big font is growing on me. Much easier to read in my old age.

      And yes, so far that's how I've been drawing hands. Just staring at them like an idiot. I'm gonna have to try that rectangles thing. I need all the help I can get.

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  57. Love the new updated characters. Change is good.

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  58. Cool layout and you guys almost match your profile pics.

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    1. Yeah, almost! You can barely tell our real life bodies are riddled with back-breaking scoliosis.

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  59. Thanks for the information... I really love your blog posts... specially those on Local Tamil News

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    1. I hate to tell a spammer how to do their job, but you didn't even put the right link in your spam comment. Way to fuck THAT one up, Malimalimalimalimarlimar.

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  60. You guys rock! Off to change my mind and brand of beer-okay, not really! I too am going to change it up. Great word for 2014
    Damn I have that no hand look right now....

    Kayne should be a Mockumentary! lol
    Cheers!!

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  61. I love the new layout! I wasn't expecting this big of a change but I really like it. But you're right- you can't change stupid. However, you can write about it. And draw badass comics.

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  62. Don't make it over here for a while and come back and EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT. I was so frightened at first that I leapt from my chair and threw my liverwurst/meatball bagel sandwich (which is a thing! I invented it) at the window and ran upstairs to get my trusty shotgun and stand my ground, but it turns out that only one thing in that sentence is true and so I ate the aforementioned sandwich and read this and laughed so hard that I frightened myself all over again, but I don't have any made-up stories about what I did that time, so PEACE OUT. (The Kanye stuff at the end got to me. I like to go to this one page of all his quotes and read them until I begin to feel so bad about the world that I loop back around and am happy again.)

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  63. oh God I hate Kanye.

    "they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed"

    Kanye is NEVER self-absorbed, never ever.

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  64. As said many times before, your new layout is awesome! And I really like the new comics.

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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