It takes a lot to get us out of our comfort zone. Like a want of better things. Or an irritable cat with a toothbrush shank.
Change can be a scary thing, can't it? Often times it means losing something, like time. Or your place of address. Or your penis.
But a lot of times change is for the best. Especially with things that absolutely need changing. Like underwear.
And even if a change isn't for the best, we fleshbags have a good knack for adapting to things, don't we? Which is why we're changing. And we're not just changing the layout of this site (which is pretty fucking sweet, isn't it? ((kudos Bryan)), but also the content. What we're hoping to bring to you, comrades, is better comics, better writing, and far more intelligently evolved dick jokes (as you see above).
But that means... well, that means we've got to change, too.
This means we can branch out and experience new things. In this case, facial expressions.
Plus, you know, Brandon has a mouth now, which is pretty cool.
As with all things, there are pros and cons.
Plus, there's going to be lots of new stuff.
No, not new like that. But we can do so much more with our jokes than we ever could before. So stay tuned for next time when Brandon shows you EXACTLY what you can do with brand new cartoon elbows (rated NC-17).
Until then, we'd like to end with a new segment, our...
ABftS Bonehead of the Week
This week's winner is Kanye West, who once uttered this magnificent quote about reading:
"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life." -- Reuters, February 2009
And yet... this same man expects you to read his book, full of 'Kanyeisms,' called (modestly) Kanye West Presents Thank You and You're Welcome. This turd contains such "geenyus" literary gems as "I hate the word hate" and “They say ya additude determines ya laditude..."
So let's raise our mugs to Kanye and thank him for further spreading not just his idiocy, but illiteracy. Because who needs the magic of books when you have an overrated rap career and an aging glamour queen with a huge ass?
(And yes, we realize this all happened four years ago, but we doubt he's changed his position on reading, and that's really the point here, which goes along with today's theme. You can change your underwear and you can change your blog design but you can't change stupid.)
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan and Brandon
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