No, really. And it all started with a kind offer from her coworker.
My wife's a petite lady. She can fit into my jersey, and I wear a size Large in kids. So what she was expecting was this...
What she got was this...
A 3XL in adults, otherwise known as "a two person tent." The sleeves went to her wrists, and the bottom draped below her knees. But no, that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that it stank. Not just stank, it reeked. It's as if it had never been washed in its entire life. Ever. It's as if the woman's son had worn it while sitting in the hot sun for 3 weeks straight. And then shat himself. And then died. And then was buried. And then his rotting corpse was dug up two months later. And then the rotting corpse shat itself.
Which begs the question, at what point did this woman think her son's jersey would be "just perfect" for my wife?
Second, who doesn't wash an article of clothing that you're going to loan to someone? The above description was not an exaggeration. My wife wore this jersey for 15 minutes out of pity before she just had to take it off, and the Stink Molecules* were so strong that they still clung to her when she came home eight hours later.
Has anyone ever loaned or given you something that turned out to be absolutely disgusting?
Cheers and stay hygienic, folks,
Bryan (and Brandon)
Beer: Hop Knot
Music: Hayden James