Greetings, ladies and germs. Welcome to another fine installment of A Beer for the Shower, where we put the 'ass' in 'class.' Today, we regret to inform you that due to a dispute over the site's fiscal budget for 2014, we've had to shutdown further posting. At least, until an agreement can be reached between Brandon and Bryan that doesn't include the argument "No, you're a dumbfuck boner idiot!"
So, until regular posting resumes (if ever) what will Bryan and Brandon be doing to fill their free time? Well, Bryan is handling the situation like any respectable man would. He's fallen into a downward spiral of depression, fueled by alcohol and self-loathing...
And as for Brandon? Well, he decided to start a new blog. A mommy blog...
By the second day, the two co-authors began to truly feel the effects of the A Beer for the Shower shutdown...
Like Bryan, who found himself wanting to draw crappy MSPaint comics but with no outlet in which to post them.
Or Brandon, who picked up one whole reader/commenter* on his mommy blog.
*later discovered to be a spam bot peddling weapons-grade Russian penile strengtheners
And the third day, Bryan hit rock bottom.
Brandon hit rock bottom as well, finding himself having to close up shop.
And so it happened that Bryan and Brandon were forced to reconcile their differences of opinion. Aside from suicide and prison (respectively), there was no other option. They finally reached an agreement on the fiscal crisis of their longstanding creative partnership.
Now if only the US government were as mature and responsible as we are...
Cheers and stay classy, folks,
Beer: Shiner Premium Beer
Music: The Animals