Because women just love the creepers.
1) Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Yes, everyone knows that the fairer sex loves to receive compliments. Don't we all? But what you probably didn't know is that compliments are like hand grenades. The more of them you graciously lob at your prospective lady, the more likely she is to remember you.
Remember, the more creative they are, the better.
Oh, and don't forget, you don't want to hit on a married woman. That's just not cool. So always make sure that you inquire about her relationship status. And trust us when we say that women really appreciate you hinting at this in a clever, subtle way.
2) Follow, Follow, Follow
Again, it's no secret that sometimes women like to play hard-to-get. It's a love game that reaches so far back in history that it's even credited with the invention of the caveman's first billyclub. Basically, you virile stallion, what we're trying to say here is that women love to be followed around. It doesn't matter when or where, if you've got your eye on a sweet young honey, feel free to let her know how interested you are by demonstrating the stamina of your persistence.
3) Never Break Eye Contact. Ever.
Much like a job interview, or that important meeting with your boss, eye contact is crucial. Except in the game of love, the position at stake is much more important. It will likely be reverse cowgirl, or maybe even doggy-style. Therefore, you can't afford screw up. Don't let your attention wander from her lovely eyes for even a second. Not even to ogle her breasts. After all, you're no amateur. You're a gentleman.
There you have it, you newly christened ladykillers. The most important list of dating tips you've never read anywhere else. Adhere to these guidelines and you'll have heads turning in no time. And worry not if they're turning away from you, because you know exactly what that means. Follow, follow, follow!
Cheers and stay classy, folks!
P.S. We don't actually condone any of the above behavior. Please don't call us from jail. We know you need it but we're not putting any more lube money in your commissary account.
Music: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club