Thursday, July 4, 2013

Tis the Season to Blow Your Arms Off

Hey guys, and happy Thursday! But more than that, a happy 4th of July to our fellow Americans!

You'll have to excuse the brevity of today's post, but in the tradition of lazy Americans way before us, we wanted to spend time with our families blowing shit up. So to those who celebrate, have a very happy (and explosive) 4th. And to those who don't, well, go blow something up anyway. It's pretty fun no matter what the occasion.

We should know. We once blew up a Hyundai.


We'll see you Monday!

Cheers and stay classy, folks,
B&B

Beer: Plenty
Music: Sorry, I can't hear anything over the sound of these epic explosions

42 comments:

  1. Have Fourth, guys!
    Yes, here in the South there will be many utterances of "Hey ya'll, watch this," followed by explosive carnage, a mobile home on fire, and a new entry in the Darwin Awards.

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  2. Happy Fourth.
    Damn I hate typos...

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  3. Happy 4th of July! Enjoy yourselves. Although beer and fireworks don't mix well together-that's generally when the blowing off a limb thing happens.. Be safe and have fun guys.

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  4. Hope all your limbs stay attached

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  5. Stay safe, and don't blow up a Hyundai again :P

    Happy independence day (although, I suppose, people say "Happy 4th"?)

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  6. I think our neighbors started last night around 11pm...after living in the country we were wondering who the hell was hunting at that time of night!

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  7. My sister grew up scared of sparklers. I think our limbs are safe.

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  8. Happy fourth if July. Now I have to wait till Monday to hear about your big meat? Damn...

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  9. Happy Fourth of July - try not to be in the same room as the Burninator.

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  10. Just another 'hold my beer moment...'

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  11. Keep all limbs, but if you do blow one off, freeze it as a trophy or a weapon

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  12. Happy Fourth to you both. I won't be blowing things up today but am going to make an effort to get caught up on some blog reading and writing. (can you tell what a party girl I am on major American holiday...woo hoo)

    My limbs are totally safe though. Party poopers are rarely in danger.

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  13. Remember guys-you can also put someone's eye out!

    Bonus!

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  14. Have an explosive, limb-salvaging 4th of July weekend, guys.

    xoRobyn

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  15. So pretty much like an Irish Stag Party or Batchelor Party to the non pikeys in the house, have a good one boys and mind those fingers and toes!

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    1. You forgot to mention the crying that comes in at the end when you boys are piss drunk and moaning the loss of your mates freedom. And don't forget the crying of those poor bleeders who don't have a woman or the ones who just got dumped by their women.

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  16. Happy 4th guys. I'll blow up my neighbors car in your honor later tonight (I hate that bitch).

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    1. Take pictures please :).and have an alibi.

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  17. Trogdor! Burninating... um, something!

    I once blew up a van. The only problem was that I was in it when it burst into flames.

    Bryan, I have your book here; I just haven't had a chance to get to the post office.

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  18. I hope whatever you're doing is just safe enough to keep you alive to report it back to us in drawings. We're about to get in a boat w drunk people so its been nice knowing you.

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  19. Sorry I'm stopping by so late guys, my Reader alternative ain't so good. Anyway, have a good 4th and remember to blow up something big. The bigger the explosion, the more 'MURRICAN you are.

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  20. HAPPY TURKEY DAY, Beer Boys!

    Aww, well, you know what I mean. Turkey Day, Christmas, 4th Of July... they're ALL the SAME: an officially recognized reason to drink beer 'n' cheer.

    Beer: Bear Republic's 'Red Rocket Ale'
    Music: The Siren's Of Fire Trucks In Front Of My House.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Beer Drinker'

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  21. Hope that you lads both have had an awesome Fourth of July! It's such a cool holiday, hopefully the arm losers weren't you guys or your immediate beloved families!

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  22. "Let's try to put this out, shall we?"
    So, did you succeed? Or is that why you guys have such a passion for wrecking things now, the fire frying your brains?

    America can celebrate the 4th, but the point gets kind of ruined by the whole NSA shtick.

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    1. Yes, we did put it out, but only to set it back on fire again.

      Also, that's pretty much why we say happy 4th and not happy Independence Day. Not feeling a whole lot of "independence" around here these days...

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  23. Happy 4th, my friends! And please try to keep all digits attached; your writing would be greatly missed!

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  24. I fully expect BOTH of you to have to write your next post. After all, it's not easy to type with one arm and I'm sure you'll lose at least one each.

    Go blow shit up!

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  25. Happy fourth! I agree with Eva. The only thing I've ever blown up was a cake (no joke), and that was by accident.

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  26. Beer: Plenty -LoL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! This Bud is for you! For all the things you do!

    http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2013/07/cheers-america-happy-birthday.html

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  27. Good luck and hopefully you'll keep all your limbs. But if not you could make a documentary how you learned to type with your nose or foot.

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  28. Like a good American, I got insanely drunk and stuffed full of meat byproducts. So I can barely read what I'm typing through the throbbing in my brain and distention of my belly. Viva America!

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  29. I hope your 4th was awesome!

    I remember that post with the Hyundai. My Lord, how long have I been following you?

    Love your music choice too!

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  30. Hope y'all still have all your appendages :)

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  31. Colorful pasts, you two have.

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  32. Hope you both had a really awesome 4th July weekend and still have all your fingers.
    After all, no hands makes drinking beer really tricky

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  33. 'Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it.'

    Hope your 4th was a blast, haha.

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  34. Hope you had a great 4th July lads! I tried to celebrate in honour of my American friends, but managed to end up doing the most British thing possible; sitting in a country pub with a pint and talking politely to strangers about the weather whilst silently judging them. xx

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  35. hope you guys had a great day blowing things up xx

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