You may remember Amanda Bynes as the cutesy teen who starred in the WB sitcom "What I Like About You" or the movie "She's the Man." You know, back when she looked like this:
Well now, thanks to the miracle of plastic surgery, burning out, and going batshit insane, she looks like this:
She's recently taken her antics to Twitter, where she's tweeted such gems as "I'm 135 lbs, which means I'm 35 lbs too fat" and "I shaved off the side of my hair, this is the new me! Isn't it great?" She also asked rapper Drake if he would "murder her vagina."
So without further ado, let's turn things over to Amanda!
And so Bryan went into anaphylactic shock and almost died, and Brandon spent so much time feeling himself up that he neglected to feed himself and passed out from nutritional deficiency. But thanks to all that time not eating, we're both a waifish 95 lbs and looking as trim (and sexy) as ever for our upcoming film debut. And the only thing we've had to sacrifice is our health, our dignity, and our sanity.
Because if Amanda Bynes has taught us anything today, it's that it's important to be true to yourself.
Cheers and stay classy, folks!
Beer: Negro Modelo
Music: The Lumineers