Thursday, May 30, 2013

Amanda Bynes Is Suing Us

That's right, folks. After what we said in our previous Extreme Makeover: Amanda Bynes Edtion, the wonderfully crazy and terminally arrested Amanda Bynes has decided she's going to sue us. She even came to Bryan's house to break the news.

















(Just in case any of our regular readers are confused as to why Amanda Bynes made a second appearance on the blog this month, it's because our last post featuring her crazy antics has gone near-viral and we're really hoping one of our posts reaches her, so we can start some kind of silly online battle with the queen of crazy herself... if only to serve as entertainment for you, the reader.)

(We were originally going to start a feud with Chris Brown, but as we understand it, he only fights women)

Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Brandon and Bryan

Music: Steven Wilson
Beer: Shiner Blonde

51 comments:

  1. Aww, I kind of feel bad for Amanda Bynes. She clearly has something going on- bipolar disorder? Dunno

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  2. Man I really used to like her...why are you destroying my imagination of her. Damn you!!!

    But seriously guys, talking to sock puppets is OK right? It is not crazy? Good good!

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  3. Damn, I have to start focusing on current events more. I want to have a fued with a celebrity!

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  4. haha funny how it went viral, as she goes further into a downward spiral. It would sure be great fun to watch her attack you. Although your roof may have many holes before she is through

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  5. Ms. Bynes has what we like to call "champagne problems." even her mental illness it's serious enough to lock her up in the nut farm with the rest of us.

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  6. Maybe you can get Chris Brown involved and he and Amanda can duke it out. And you profit by selling tickets to the event and then exclusive rights to the story.

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  7. Your wives will save y'all from Amanda Bynes, no worries! :)

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  8. I certainly hope Amanda didn't drive over to your house. If she did you might want to check for bodies along the roadside between LA and Denver...I think she is currently trying to break the Guinness record for hit and run violations. I love how you have incorporated her new cheek studs in your artwork. They look better in your version than the real thing.

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  9. I thought it was other way around, your post about her made her go viral? Come on, she tweeted a picture of herself with her tits hanging out but attention she got after your post and that crazy wig Is huge.
    That woman had been calling everyone ugly, maybe work-in-progress Brandon would look pretty in her eyes I guess you need to send that cross nippledbikini picture of Brandon to her.

    And about Chris brown, I would like to call him "Guantanamo bay for women" , I wouldn't mind him hitting Amanda Byrnes and clan and I wouldn't call that domestic violence.

    Amanda Byrnes should be sent to Guantanamo bay or on a date with Chris brown. Out of the laws she had broken, I would like to add that crazy wig charges on top of all. God! My eyes, my eyes.

    She wanted to use google for identification instead of driving license or passport , was she flattered to see her cartoon in your blog ? You can never predict crazy.

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  10. How in the world do you sue a couple of broke writers of fiction? This should be interesting! I'm looking forward to the latest developments!

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    1. If her lawsuit works out, I might sue them, too.

      Intentional infliction of emotional distress.

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  11. It's frightening what what happens to all these child stars. You'd think that after Britney and Lindsay and Amanda and the rest, parents would think twice about letting their kids become Disney stars....

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  12. A tweet of hers went viral last night in which she said only, "I am not crazy."

    I've never found myself in a position where I felt I needed to tweet that.

    This post makes me want to find some celebrity to catch the attention of. I'm thinking maybe Donald Rumsfeld. Or Kenny Rogers. Or both.

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  13. "(We were originally going to start a feud with Chris Brown, but as we understand it, he only fights women)"

    I laughed pretty hard at this

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  14. "The glass was unlocked" - I almost fell over from laughing. Never seen it put that way before XD.

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  15. I think if you start a feud with Amanda Bynes you could still include Chris Brown by telling her it was all his idea. As long as it stays online, then she's safe. I didn't know the last Bynes post went pretty viral. She's probably seen it, but if she has she probably would have sued you.

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  16. I think she's got a whole lot of 'viral' going on.

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  17. Oh noes a woman is acting out of our culturally accepted gender role, quick let's shame her.

    2 is plenty boys, move on.

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    1. Uh, no. "Acting out of our culturally accepted gender role" is Rosie the Riveter working in a factory and doing what society would call "a man's job." Throwing a bong (or even vase) out of the window of a 36th floor apartment, claiming that every picture of her on the Internet has been maliciously "faked", and saying things like "Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown because she wasn't pretty enough" is just batshit fucking crazy.

      We will continue to fight the good fight in the name of comedy and of sanity.

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    2. Oh noes, a blog exercising freedom of speech! That's enough, boys. Big Brother says it's time to move on.

      He's right. We should be celebrating role models like Amanda Bynes, who fight traditional gender stereotypes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a nose job and a boob job and tell any woman who disagrees with me that she's a fat ugly bitch. Take that, natural beauty! Girl powah!!

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    3. Normally, this would be a fight I'd start, but... sadly... I'm not needed on this blog. Poop.

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  18. Yeah, you can really get yourself into trouble with that "Defecation Of Character" crap. It's a pretty shitty tactic to employ against someone, which is why it's so gosh-darn tempting.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  19. Congrats on the viral post! Hopefully she bites!! Not that way, I mean, takes the bait... :)

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  20. My teenage niece and I happen to be talking about Amanda Bynes this weekend. She was trying to convince me that Amanda hasn't had any plastic surgery done. Long story short, I'm suing my niece.

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  21. Oh Gawd, I'm pullin' for an all out battle with Bynes 'cause I want a front row seat when she starts runnin' after you guys and falls over from the sheer magnitude of those gigantic hooters. SPLAT!!!!

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  22. That Chris Brown line made me laugh so much guys, honestly it's true. Amanda Bynes makes me so sad, I really hope that she gets the help that she oh so clearly needs, no offence intended Amanda if you're reading.

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  23. Is "near-viral" like almost plaid?

    "He was beaten with a blunt excrement!"

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  24. That girl has done enough damage to defecate her own character. Great play on words, by the way. What could she hold against you guys? I hope this goes viral. That would be really entertaining. She recently stated that Chris Brown hit Rhianna because Rhianna is ugly. Talk about a waste of space on this planet!

    xoRobyn

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  25. It sucks that my favorite kid star went off the deep end. I'm still hoping she pulls it together because when Courtney Love tweets you and tells you to get it together you KNOW you have a problem. Anyways, if Amanda sees this she'll definitely sue you- and if she does slap her vagina. She seems to like that.

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  26. She is seriously out of control. She needs help!

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  27. Are you serious about going near viral? That's crazy! And kind of awesome. I hope Bynes does see your posts about her. Maybe she'll get some kind of wake up call and stop acting like a lunatic. I know it's a long shot, but here's hoping.

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  28. I don't know what pushed her over the edge but I can only hope that she'll turn her life around for the better, like Brittany Spears did after her massive meltdown. Maybe getting into a war with you two will help her with that.

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  29. Hold on she's not real, I've just googled her and she is real.....and crazy!

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  30. While I commend your celebrity feud, I doubt it will ever be as grand as the knife fight I had with The Hoff in a car park. Or did I dream that?

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  31. This is why we all love you guys.ha

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  32. Is it sad I was kinda hoping you really were getting sued? I mean, it'd be a pain in the ass— BUT THE EXPOSURE!

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  33. She used to be cute...I'm straight and even I was like "aww I want to cuddle with her". Now--now she's freaking terrifying. She looks nothing like her former self. I feel bad for her...then again it WOULD be awesome to watch you battle with her! I say bring on the crazy!!

    Is it wrong that I see your first "you've been served with a lawsuit" papers framed on the walls in your office one day? lol

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  34. I was wondering, upon seeing the title, if you were really being sued, and was going to congratulate you, as that would draw mega views to your page...how 21st century is that line of thought?

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  35. She definitely seems to be a sandwich short of a picnic these days, bless her.

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  36. I'm stealing that line, "The glass was unlocked". That is comedy gold, and I love it.

    Also, after all the crap she's been through, she now has the ability to fly and who knows what other super powers she has. Maybe it's all worth it?

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  37. My daughter keeps getting her heart broken by all her childhood stars turning out to be a bunch of crazy ass losers. Poor girl.

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  38. Hahaha! Chris Brown only fights women...great line guys. And I hope you do start a little blog war with Miss Amanda- that would be highly amusing. She's just pissed the cartoon pics of her are surprisingly accurate.

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  39. Dear Lord, what did she do to herself. She used to be one of my favorite girlfriends....

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  40. A near viral blog post and lawsuit all at the same time. Heading for the BIG TIME boys. Way to go. Course, you might want to be very afraid of Amanda actually stopping by. She kinda scares the carp outta me.

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  41. really cool huh. these stuffs are just opinions from its writer. so why even sue??

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  42. Hahaha I would love to see an online battle between you, with any luck she'll twitpic some more breakdown pics with captions like "long hair, don't care(if Brandon and Bryan think I'm nuts because I'm suing their asses)" x

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  43. Nice, dudes. I def got a chuckle at "the glass was unlocked".

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