Yes, it might seem unbelievable, but this steaming pile of dog crap is on television. In fact, here's a quick promo clip as found by our good buddy Chiz, who we assume showed us this clip because he's helping us to make fun of it, and not because he's a huge fan of the show (and its incredible CGI graphics, as rendered by a 10 year old computer in some Chinese kid's basement).
Thank you, Disney, for showing that blogging is so mindless and easy that even a dog can do it. But also, thank you for proving that nowadays a show can be sold by its title alone. I mean, tell me this wasn't how this business deal went down.
We wondered, how hard could it be to pitch a TV show solely by its name? So we put together some ideas, shot some promos, and came up with some equally great cartoons that Disney would be crazy to pass up.
It's like Dora the Explorer, except instead of exploring a map we explore the lamb's body and her constant need for sexual attention and depravity as a result of major daddy issues. What this show lacks in decency it more than makes up for with unapologetic, violent, and highly gratuitous displays of pornography.
In this show, the Frog and the Panda work together to take down America and its immoral ways. Not only is it topical, but kids will learn that when a woman shows her wrist to another man, that slut deserves a good stoning.
This show teaches children that it's not okay to be different. Because it's not. And this is coming from two straight, middle-class white guys, so I'm pretty sure we know what we're talking about.
So, what do you say, Disney execs? We've just pinched off three fresh, steaming ideas for you in less than an hour. Impressive, right? Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. Just be sure to keep those fat sacks of cash coming to our doorstep and we promise you, you'll never see a ratings drop (or a lawsuit decline) ever again.
Cheers and stay classy, folks!
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Beer: Left Hand Sawtooth
Music: Led Zeppelin