Time Magazine Article on Lawsuit
But, worry not, Budweiser fans. Surprisingly, independent tests have revealed the lawsuit's claim to be untrue. That's right, Bud Lite aficionados, that watery, flavorless taste you know and love is in fact 100% up to standard. Thank God, right? Anyway, that brings us to today's topic. Because we can sympathize with Anheuser-Busch. We were actually accused of watering down our posts, but we wanted to use today's post to dispel those rumors, which are anything but true.
First off, our writing always remains top-notch.
Second, our artwork has only improved. This is because we have a very dedicated team of Latvian freelance artists to whom we pay an almost generous amount of potatoes every week to draw our comics. And also write some of our jokes.
And thanks to those industriously reliable Latvians, we can bring you content at a blistering bi-weekly pace (It takes a few days to deliver everything by horseback. Also, a lot of them die during the cold, treacherous 3 day expedition. I mean, a LOT of them).
Lastly, and most importantly, it's all free. We always offer up our best efforts at no cost to you, the readers. We never ask for anything in return. Except maybe to buy our e-books. Or spend $60 to purchase all of our paperbacks. Or leave us reviews. And possibly promote our work for us on your own website. And maybe fund our Kickstarter. But that's all.
So there you have it, folks. The polished makings of a reputable, world-class blog/web-comic and proof that the content you find here at A Beer for the Shower is always cold and refreshing, and like Budweiser, never unnaturally diluted.
Cheers and stay classy, folks!
Beer: Budweiser Ultra (Hah, I can't even say that with a straight face... we're really drinking Michelob Light.)
Music: The Avett Brothers