They Just Don't Make Them Like They Didn't Used To Anymore
Today's post is inspired by a recent trip to the Subaru dealership, where Brandon's new car was taken in for a safety recall repair...
thoroughly diagnostic minutes later…
Just remember, folks, there's only one lesson to be learned here. If ever you find yourself stepping foot inside the service department of a new car dealership, just remember to keep one hand over your asshole. And don't be alarmed if the mechanics start flinging feces.
Cheers and stay classy, folks,
Beer: Goose Island Mild Winter
Music: The Allman Brothers Band
Brandon and Bryan. Co-creators of the webcomic A Beer for the Shower. Co-authors of the novels: The Missing Link, Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas, and The Sensationally Absurd Life and Times of Slim Dyson...and the individual books Demetri and The Banana Flavored Rocketship and Chasing the Sandman.