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Stay tuned for next week when we hold the election (and you get to vote!). So who are you going to vote for? Brandon the space alien? Bryan the sweatshop tyrant? Or Peggy Sue the Retarded Goat, who just filed all of the proper documents that allow her to run?
Speaking of which, we should probably start filing those papers. I'm assuming those are important.
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Brandon and Bryan
Beer: Samuel Adams