Welcome, one and all, to election day. Today we call upon you our readers to consider the candidates before you and place your vote in the single most important election of the last decade... the president of our blog. Because the two of us have run this blog with "equality" and "fairness" for way too long and now one of us must be chosen to lead this blog/web comic to success.
If you haven't met the candidates and seen their platforms yet, you can see Brandon connecting with minorities, or you can see Bryan laying the smack down on Big Bird, or you can see Peggy Sue the Retarded Goat giving a heartwarming speech with an eloquence and conviction that one might say rivals even that of the great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Before you vote, though, each candidate has prepared a closing statement.
Will you begin, Brandon?
How about you, Bryan?
Truly a terrifying thought. Lastly, Peggy Sue?
A moving and heartfelt closing statement.
There you have it, folks. So now it's up to you... who's gonna be president of A Beer for the Shower? Polls will close on Sunday night, and the winner will be announced next Monday, followed by the winner's acceptance speech and their plans for the future of the blog. So vote wisely! This is our future!