Alright, folks. YOU voted. The election results are in, and the new President of A Beer for the Shower is...
Peggy Sue the Retarded Goat, who won by an unimaginable landslide. I mean, she just crushed the two of us. But hey, fuck it, that's democracy, right? You wanted an inbred goat with an orthopedic shoe to run this entire website, and well, that's exactly what you're going to get.
So let's see what Peggy Sue's plans are for the future of our site. We've brought her interpreter, Mr. Norbert Q. Poindexter, to translate for those who don't speak goat.
What else, Peggy Sue?
Okay, so the goat can "krump" dance any time she feels like it. I guess as president that's fair. Last item of business, Peggy Sue?
This one we can translate.
She says we now have a new web store, where you can find all of our books and maybe even some other fun goodies if you keep checking back. Just click the new banner (which you've probably already noticed) at the top of our site, which'll take you to our new web store.
So maybe she won't be a bad president after all. Who knew an inbred goat could be so Internet savvy? I guess it's probably due to her rich history, which all started back in--
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan and Brandon
Music: Jukebox the Ghost
Beer: Asahi Dry
PS The krumping goat commands you to go to our web store.