Monday, November 12, 2012

And the Winner Is...


Alright, folks. YOU voted. The election results are in, and the new President of A Beer for the Shower is...


Peggy Sue the Retarded Goat, who won by an unimaginable landslide. I mean, she just crushed the two of us. But hey, fuck it, that's democracy, right? You wanted an inbred goat with an orthopedic shoe to run this entire website, and well, that's exactly what you're going to get.

So let's see what Peggy Sue's plans are for the future of our site. We've brought her interpreter, Mr. Norbert  Q. Poindexter, to translate for those who don't speak goat.





Next item of business. Peggy Sue?





What else, Peggy Sue?






Okay, so the goat can "krump" dance any time she feels like it. I guess as president that's fair. Last item of business, Peggy Sue?



This one we can translate.

She says we now have a new web store, where you can find all of our books and maybe even some other fun goodies if you keep checking back. Just click the new banner (which you've probably already noticed) at the top of our site, which'll take you to our new web store.

So maybe she won't be a bad president after all. Who knew an inbred goat could be so Internet savvy? I guess it's probably due to her rich history, which all started back in--

KRUMPPPP!!!!

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Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan and Brandon

Music: Jukebox the Ghost
Beer: Asahi Dry

PS The krumping goat commands you to go to our web store.

49 comments:

  1. first of all congratulations Peggy Sue, I can't wait for silly hat friday!

    And secondly, yay I got myself a new book from your store! if this isn't good I will send you some mouldy muffins - but I probably just eat them myself, so you'll get an empty basket.

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  2. Congrats to Peggy Sue. Love the spontaneous krumping. I also bust out with it all the time. Off to check out the new store!

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  3. Holy shit that GIF is killing me. I thought Silly Hat Day would make me laugh harder than anything else, then Krumping Peggy Sue made me wheeze-laugh. I choked on my own laughter. That's the best vote I've ever cast if this is what her regime is going to be like.

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  4. Democracy has given us this hilarious GIF of a dancing, retarded goat. I will now happily die defending Democracy in any God-forsaken hell hole of your choosing. Krump on Peggy Sue, krump on!

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  5. I love the idea of Silly Hat Day so much and I love the idea of Peggy Sue as our winner although I'd love for Brandon and Bryan to somehow become running mates. Hilarious post guys, just have to love it!

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  6. Way to go Democracy. See, when we carefully choose our leaders, nothing can go wrong.

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  7. Bah, that's the funniest GIF I've ever seen!

    I guess we chose the right goat for the job. Good thing I already have several silly hats lying around the house for such an occasion.

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  8. Yay for silly hat day and free bovine parasite screenings!

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  9. Frog hat will soon be worn by Lady gaga.

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  10. Peggy Sue is just proving she deserved to win. Although I cringed at the thought of that probe going in your mouth after being in the others ass hahahaha blah.

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  11. Peggy Sue will probably make a good president, but I feel you boys should have at least listed my write-in vote for SAMUEL ADAMS in the vote tally. This IS a democracy, right? Are you saying my vote didn't count? 'Cause I sho' don't see it mentioned in the tally!

    A sad day for America; a sad day for this blog.

    Keep dancin', Peggy Sue baby!

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  12. Hhahah I love the header today. VERY awesome. And the gif of course. Win.

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  13. I would like to nominate myself as vice goat president. Any one second that motion?

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  14. You guys were robbed! BTW, I'm about halfway through your "Sandman" book......Someone has a really creepy mind! Somewhere between Twilight Zone and Stephen King!

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  15. I never thought I would live to see the day a retarded goat did a dance while wearing one orthopedic shoe. Part of me really thought she would end up being some kind of evil tyrant, but I think I can live with the way the blog is going to go. One thing though, the blog isn't active on Friday, so there's no need for silly hats.

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    1. No matter what day we post, there's *always* a need for silly hats.

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  16. Krumping goat is the new hypnotoad. I must obey...

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  17. My God, this ended just like the NATIONAL election! The retarded goat won there too!

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  18. I agree with Kevin...I should at least be vice president. That way if the goat were to say...come up missing or worse I would step in and handle all the blog affairs. Speaking of affairs, I think I seen the goat making out with a group of chickens over at Ol' McDonalds!

    Now to see this store...as commanded by the goat!

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  19. I'm excited about silly hat Friday except that I don't own any silly hats. Maybe that's something you can sell in your store? It makes me a little sad though, to see that an inbred goat is a better dancer than I will ever be. Congrats Peggy Sue! Or is it President Peggy Sue?

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  20. Congratulations to a campaign that was well run by all parties. I'm glad you were able to be so gracious about losing to Peggy. Personally, had I known about the anal probing for parasites we'd all be subjected to it may have swayed my vote in a different direction. Alas, what can we do now?

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  21. A krumping president... who would've guessed? It's a scary thought though something tells me a great many presidents say Baaaaaah all day long...

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  22. So sorry Bryan and Brandon about your loss... esp. given the fact you lost to a retarded goat. That can't be an easy defeat. Face it you already took it in the ass prior to the probing as Peggy Sue's margin of victory is really quite an insult. Perhaps her win can be rationalized by her uncanny but cool krumping moves. Sorry guys, but let me know if you decide to call for a recount. I am good for some more voting fraud.

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  23. A Peggy Sue gif, utterly brilliant boys. Really it's better for the comedy that Peggy won, but I'm rather upset that the cute one didn't win. I demand a recount!!

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  24. I think we should get to vote on future peggy sue GIFs. Maybe one with her doing the Carlton?

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  25. The right person/mammal won and I'm just going to get my Krump on!

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  26. There's my girl! Nice to see I actually voted for two winning candidates this year...and I like the krumping. Not that I'm going to try it at home.

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  27. Congrats to Peggy Sue. She may be retarded but the goat's got moves I've NEVER seen!

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  28. Yay for Peggy Sue! But how sad is it that a retarded goat is a better dancer than I am?

    If you sell a tshirt of just about any art work you do, I will buy one. Maybe multiple ones. Just saying! Or baseball hats. I love me some baseball hats for days I'm too lazy to wash my hair :)

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  29. I would just like to say that I chose not to vote due to my affection for all the candidates. However, I am pretty happy with the outcome.

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  30. Absolutely hilarious! I wee'd a little bit looking at the picture of the goat. Fucking perfect.

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  31. You guys both ran good clean campaigns and should be proud of your efforts. ROCK ON Peggy Sue!!!

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  32. Peggy Sue is an awesome krumper....but can she teach me how to dougie?

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  33. Damn, I just threw my back out krumpin' - I should have known better.

    I wrote Peggy Sue in for our presidential election too!

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  34. The world is now a safer and happier place

    winning strategy: no magic underpants

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  35. This was a great way to introduce your lovely merchandise. I hope to one day earn enough to support your endeavors.

    Why the disparate votes between Brandon and Bryan? I'm wondering.

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  36. Can I be honest and say I voted for Peggy Sue because I refuse to choose between two awesome guys? I hope that's a consolation to you both...

    Also, I would love to email you guys about a guest blog opportunity on college and entering the writing profession. I know how girl-oriented my blog is, but it is actually a college-lifestyle blog. I think you guys have a very realistic and hilarious approach to life, which is good for my demographic. Reading your past posts on self-publishing and the ups and downs of becoming a writer can help inspire college students everywhere. Please reply if you're interested. If not, I totally understand and remain a loyal fan :)

    Thanks!

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  37. Yep. We definitely made the right choice here. I'm looking forward to seeing Peggy Sue's leadership in action throughout her term of service.

    Oh yeah, and....KRUMP!!!

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  38. Wait! Are all of Florida's returns in? This election still might not be over.

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  39. Excellent animation at the end.

    I voted for one of the humans, but I'll never tell you who.

    Good luck with the store!

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  40. The krumping goat is irresistible.... Must...visit...store....

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  41. I'm actually pretty happy you guys did that. When I can, ahem, I'll be looking back to that page. Thanks!

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  42. Holy crap - girl's got moves!! Well done, Peggy Sue!

    New banner looks great! :)

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