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Stay tuned for next week when we hold the election (and you get to vote!). So who are you going to vote for? Brandon the space alien? Bryan the sweatshop tyrant? Or Peggy Sue the Retarded Goat, who just filed all of the proper documents that allow her to run?
Speaking of which, we should probably start filing those papers. I'm assuming those are important.
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Brandon and Bryan
Music: Blackfield
Beer: Samuel Adams
The problem here is that you guys don't have parties, and I need a party to tell me how to vote! How can I make such a decision by myself??? Like, I have to inform myself and come to my own decision?
ReplyDeleteDecisions. Decisions. This is a close race. Love the commercials. I first have to create my own party, the beer party, recruit, and then I'll let you know who we're backing...in a corner...
ReplyDeleteI always love an appearance by Peggy Sue the retarded...sorry, mentally challenged goat (you gotta be respectful of president goat). Also, Brandon holding the bald eagle swaddled in an American flag is now my screen saver (do people still use screen savers?).
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa! Because Ann Coulter is a doucheasaurus.
DeleteAre those moobs on the pedophile dude wearing the wife beater? Hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is incredible guys, I didn't know a blog post could make me laugh so much, I love the four stereotypes that make up a huge bit of the electorate, this stuff is just hilarious and must have taken a lot of time to make. I love the idea of a vigilante owning an ice cream van too, seems like the perfect way to catch a predator!
ReplyDeleteOh sure! Leave you you biggest rival! My name is on the ballot!
ReplyDeleteVOTE WORKINGDAN! REAL PEOPLE!
*out your* not you you
DeleteI don't know if I want to vote for Peggy Sue or Bryan.
ReplyDeleteLOL killing pedophiles should earn points, but then being an alien might deduct them, due to probing issues. The goat is looking like a clear winner.
ReplyDeleteVery funny...I love your stereotypes...and your cartoons are always awesome. I can hardly wait to find out how your race comes out. In the meantime I have to go make some campaign posters for....
ReplyDeleteSeriously, your best cartoon post EVER! Love the patriotic poseur panels! But Peggy Sue will get my vote. She's a ringer.
ReplyDeleteBut wait, I need to know if the goat is going to wave it's magical goat wand and create millions of jobs, end wars around the world and give tomorrow's future children a brighter tomorrow?!?! Or some shit like that.
ReplyDeleteMy vote still goes to Ross Perot ;)
ReplyDeletebut I almost died laughing when I saw the sewing machine one.
Maybe one of you should run as Blog VP with Peggy Sue? She's gonna need a court jester... I mean patsy....fall guy...ugh, I mean:
ReplyDeleteVote for Peggy Sue!
It is my hope that once Peggy Sue is president of the blog, there will a lot more shiny things in each blog post.
ReplyDeleteI'm voting Ross Perot.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, guys. You'll get that idiot Perot elected yet!
ReplyDeleteI am doing a write in for the baby eagle. Murka!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to have to go with a write in, but I have no idea who yet. This was hysterical! And also, Que?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Bryan is "unemployed"; he's got a bunch of kids doin' the dirty work. For shame.
ReplyDeletePEGGY SUE! The question is, will she take votes away from one of you more than the other? Which one of you is more like the retarded goat?
ReplyDeleteYour best post ever. Love it. Cute picture, cute bald eagle, brilliant commercials - Brandon with eaglet or adult eagle swaddled - whatever - yumm.
ReplyDeleteYou should release this as your book.
I would pick the space alien - hey come on - Superman is alien too , doesnt he try hard to save the world?
Please pick alien Brandon- who wouldnt want a non-kryponite superman? By the way, ask him to wear blue leotards and red panties over it and season it with a red cape. Why wear a suit?
You guys are so talented!
ReplyDeleteI'm putting in a write-in vote for Slim Dyson!
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Peggy Sue to release the details of her economic plan before deciding.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is becoming much clearer..
ReplyDeletelmfao....
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me laugh my ass off...sad to say, the goat would do a better job than many of the candidates we have to choose from in my state.
ReplyDeleteDas tight, yo!
ReplyDeleteAre these our only choices? Damn...lol.
ReplyDeleteIt's a close call. I will have to think on it a while longer... They're all such FABULOUS commercials.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna vote for myself. :P
ReplyDeleteI told you boys that I'm voting for the cute one and I'm standing behind that decision. Let me give you a hint-it's the one with two eyes, two legs and two arms. That should narrow things down!
ReplyDeleteYeah, okay. Goin' for the goat.
ReplyDeletePretty funny guys.
Bryan gets my vote. I'd give you the reasons why, but my invisible 3-sided coin just vanished. Go Bryan, beat that goat's ass. Oh, and defeat Peggy Sue, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the one dude: "que?" Cause that's how I feel about politics these days.
ReplyDeleteIf an opinion were forced, I guess I'd choose the bleating goat. She seems less destructive then the other two.
Scary part is that there are a few commercials just like that.
ReplyDeleteI vote for the best teacher that $3.50 can buy.
BEER BOYS ~
ReplyDeleteThis is one of your funniest blog bits; I lost track of how many times I laughed.
"Tastes like freedom."
The Space Mountain image was great.
You B'r Boys make me proud to be 'Murkan!
I think I could vote for the goat, but not without seeing a birth certificate first. (I ain't a-gonna fall fer that trick twice!)
So... unless that goat can produce a fake birth certificate that's at least as good as Obama's badly forged birth certificate, I think I'm a-gonna vote for the wetback.
I used the politically incorrect word "wetback".
Is that OQue?
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
How do you guys come up with this stuff? Although the goat was amazingly cute. If I was American, I'd be voting for her.
ReplyDeleteGood news - you don't have to be American to vote in our fake election next week! Truly, that's the beauty of a fake election.
DeleteArrgghhhh so many choices. And with 3 candidates I cant even flip a coin.
ReplyDeleteCan I suggest we settle this with Rock paper scissors?
If most political commercials were half as honest as these are I wouldn't be in a state of terror over this election. Which, I mean seriously, haven't we been in "election season" for the past 2 years? A week. Just another week.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think your best bet is to agreed with all of Peggy Sue's policies. That way it's more likely that she'll choose the one with parallel beliefs to be her Vice President. So start kissing some retarded goat ass!
ReplyDeleteUh oh. I think you boys have some tough competition with Peggy Sue competing now. Her argument makes so much sense! Hmm... I think I need to go think about things before I vote. The only voting I'll ever do, unless it involves eating food or deciding what movie to go see.
ReplyDeleteque! you didn't touch the most important topic...desserts, i am not sure how to vote now
ReplyDeleteI feel bad that I already voted....
ReplyDeleteIt's amazingly SAD how accurate this is (again). Just sad. I wonder what it takes for America to make an informed decision, and whether or not if that even matters with what puppet heads we're given.
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