And that, fine friends, is how the Cookie Monster crumbles. It's too early to tell, and very convoluted and complex, but someone must have won this debate. Right? Who do you think it was?
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This post is like all my wildest dreams came true at once.
ReplyDelete"Only poor people bleed blood." Bahahaha! Impressive Big Bird drawings by the way. And I appreciate the Anger Issues. I feel like Big Bird would be a real douche in real life.
ReplyDeleteIf every presidential debate was like this, I'd tune in. In fact, I'd TiVo it and re-watch it every damn day. Vote A Beer For The Shower, 2016!
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you who won the debate - who ever wrote this line, "And that, fine friends, is how the Cookie Monster crumbles". I have tears running down my face right now after reading that sentence. What a great post!!
ReplyDeleteI got an email reminder to do my review of Dean and Moaning the other day. I'll be sure and do it today. Promise!!
Shoryuken!
ReplyDeleteYou don't happen to know if Big Bird has some brothers or sisters? The BBQ idea is an awesome use of humongous poultry.
ReplyDeleteThat was AMAZING! The fight sequence with Big Bird was some of your best work. I couldn't stop laughing. Stupid PBS, bunch of freeloaders soaking up 0.017% of the US budget. How dare they "teach" without massive Coca-Cola sponsorship and being beholden to massive corporations.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who won, but big bird clearly lost. Sniffle.
ReplyDelete(And I concur with pickleope...great post)
I truly LOL'd at this post. "Only poor people bleed blood" cracked me up. And the StreetFighter finish - LOVED IT! Thanks for the Monday wake-up guys!
ReplyDeleteGood thing Big Bird didn't caller for the aid of his partner in crime, Snuffleupagus. That guy gives me nightmares... I mean 'gave'. He gave me nightmares *shutter*.
ReplyDeleteHilarious debate! It's still too early me to make a decision, though. Both your arguments are incredibly relevant.
I'm still contemplating the ramifications of Cookie having to go live with Oscar....
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrific action sequence! Disturbing on a couple of levels, of course, but artistically magnificent!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love the manga-y version of Bryan-San. I'm beginning to think he wins that debate. Besides, I'd rather have human trafficking than arms trafficking. At least with human trafficking only one person really gets hurt, plus someone ends up happy.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of presidential candidate beats up Big Bird? Big Bird is an icon and a great influence to young children. What will the kids think of you now? And to deprive Cookie Monster of his cookies, forcing him to live in a garbage can with Oscar the Grouch? You have gone way too far with this debate, my friends. Both of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
ReplyDeleteMy vote will be going to the third party that can respectfully represent this blog....me!
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ReplyDeleteDamn auto correct....what I meant to say was, a vote for Dan is a vote for, we'll, um, something else besides beating the crap out of a big yellow bird.
ReplyDeleteI vote Bryan. Anyone who can do that to Big Bird...
ReplyDeleteIt's about time someone took Big Bird down a peg...
ReplyDeleteOMG this was too funny...I think Bryan-san won that debate. Come on Brandon, fight dirty! You'll never be blog president with common sense bullcrap like that!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see what you guys have planned for the next debate. A 3-way with Workingdan might not be a bad idea.
Also, Cookie Monster>Jim Lehrer.
Yeah that bird needed to become stew, Bryan has my vote for this one, the poor cookie monster though, all he wants to do is eat his cookies.
ReplyDeleteSo it ends you huge yellow bird. I would imagine that after all those years that the meat would be pretty tough.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, not bad, but I will vote for whichever candidate promises to stop all of the free goodies to children.
ReplyDeleteVery few kids in our part of the world work for a living.
Yet we continue to feed and shelter them.
If a toddler wants to eat, he should work for it. What does he think he is, a cat?
So.. one of you kills Big Bird and the other BBQs him. I don't even know what to say now. I mean, clearly you're both solid candidates. Teaching children life lessons, letters, numbers, and diversity is really not the 'Merican way. We need to get back to our ignorant basics. So... any way you boys can get on the same ticket?
ReplyDeleteGonna be a tight race, boys! Bryan is currently in the lead by kicking Big Bird's ass. Brandon can easily catch up by drinking a beer with Homer Simpson... Just sayin'. :)
ReplyDelete"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"
ReplyDeleteI think you should have gotten Grover. Or, maybe, Super Grover. That would have been cool.
I'm gonna try to finish Demetri this week, but my family has been really against me getting any reading done at my computer lately :(
This is, by far, the most interesting political thing I've ever seen. So full of twists and turns and dramatic surprises, totally unlike any other election.
ReplyDeleteBut holy crap, those drawings were awesome. How the heck did you draw Big Bird and Cookie Monster so well?
I was wondering the same thing! Great action shots of Big Bird.
DeleteThanks a zillion for killing that big bird. That bigbird is a walking freak show , it always gave me creeps. Instead of blaming bigbird's fund cutting blame twitter and twitter to pay reparations for this grammar massacre to PBS, teachers and all those English speaking parents. I lost my grammar skills and become a killer after I started to chat in yahoo and then SMS and then twitter and blogger.
ReplyDeleteAnd the original debate I have recorded it and I no longer need white noise, Valium, ambience or any cough syrup to put me to sleep, along with obama I go to sleep as well. Mitttttttt....thankzzzzz..zzzzzz....z
Wasn't expecting to lol as loud as I did, that's always a great surprise. I wonder who I'm gonna vote for..
ReplyDeleteTHE LOLS WILL WIN ME OVER
I vote Bryan. Good music choice by the way.
ReplyDeleteRight now I'm leaning towards voting for Bryan since he didn't drop his cigar once while beating up Big Bird.
ReplyDeleteOscar the grouch will probably get a job in Romney's cabinet.
ReplyDeleteTaking a short break from grading papers (at well-past midnight in Croissant-and-Baguetteland) and I have this to say: these are probably some of the BEST cartoons I've seen you guys draw! I especially liked the Street Fighter-style image.
ReplyDelete...I still want to keep PBS. It's more than just Sesame Street. Also: it is weird that I kinda expected Cookie Monster to have Type II "Diabeetus?"
Anyway, I'd say the winner of this debate was Bryan. Not because he kicked Big Bird's feathery behind, but because he proposes blog-related healthcare. Medical coverage for all pixel and comments!!!
-Barb the French Bean
Wow! Looks like hundreds tuned in for the debates; I'm reserving my opinion until election day.
ReplyDeleteThe Big Bird smack down was freaking amazing. As for those Piracy Insurgents....I support taking them down...just saying. Loving the post...as always.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness the street fighter bit was hilarious! I've actually been a poor citizen in terms of elections. I do not keep track! I know I know... but if presidential campaigns were more like this (which, sadly, they kinda are o.O) I probably would put more effort into it.
ReplyDeleteJust came over from 'sporkin's site. This is a riot! Big Bird Smackdown 2012.
ReplyDeleteFucking incredible.
ReplyDeleteNow if you guys could make one with Big Bird getting orally-serviced by a cartoon Mitt Romney, I think you guys could solve any debt problems.
Think Shepard Fairey's Hope poster... with less gag reflex.
People are afraid to vote. They just won't favor one of you over the other. I have no such problem. I vote the cute one!
ReplyDeleteNow you two can try to figure out which on of you two I think that is!
Seriously Bryan, you beat the snot out of big bird. I have to admit he always kind of creeped me out. Big bird not Bryan.
ReplyDeleteI'm not quite sure who won, but I damn sure know who lost: Big Bird and Cookie Monster.
ReplyDeleteCharles Manson on a Belgian Waffle. That would make a great title for a Punk Rock song!
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
It's it's not every day you get to see Big Bird have a fist fight with a Presidential candidate. Red letter day, my friends!
ReplyDeleteAw, but how are we supposed to choose?? Of course, if you're pulling funding from PBS...
ReplyDeleteLove the KO one.
The Cookie Monster book of Grammar! Now that I would buy. And send to you-know-who. The guy who sleeps with Big Bird.
ReplyDeleteOMG, you guys are terrific, I'm totally undecided, this is a tough one. But did you have to punch poor big bird? Wait till PETA finds out about this....lol
ReplyDeleteBib Bird has gotten kind of cocky since last weeks Twitter explosion. He even appeared on Saturday Night Live. Thanks for taking him down.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Brandon, Bryan may be sleezy, but that fight with Big Bird was hysterical! (and I loved the glimpse of rock hard abs through the shirt :) Brandon, you're gonna have to step up your game!
ReplyDeleteFavorite line: 'Healthcare an asshole, too.'
LOL. I gotta hand it to you guys: perfect cookie monster impression! :D
ReplyDeleteI vote Brandon because he didn't beat the shit out of Big Bird and I happen to dig Big Bird. And I, like Brandon, can always find an opportunity to barbecue.
ReplyDeleteI'm still undecided. I need to see more information from the candidates. For example, what do you plan to do about Nickelodeon? Spongebob Squarepants is still being allowed to infect the airwaves! Are you trying to say you're okay with that?!?!?
ReplyDeleteThat fight sequence was awesome. Byran obviously won the debate - did you see Brandon getting any KOs? Nawww he was just stuffing his face, wasn't he? XD
ReplyDeleteFor some foul, twisted creations of nature such as Big Bird "no commercials, no mercy" is just a way of life.
ReplyDeleteYes, I managed an allusion to Anchorman.
One takes out Bin Laden, the other takes out Big Bird...that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteReally? There's no way I can choose between the pair of you. You are both my favorites. Maybe I'll choose to a write in on the ballot: Slim Dyson!
ReplyDeleteAnd the biggest question remains, why does Big Bird have teeth despite you know, having a beak?
ReplyDeleteOh man, the waffle. Thats perfect
ReplyDeletePoor Big Bird. I always loved him and his imaginary friend Snuffy.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Bryan won that debate:
ReplyDeleteKicking the feathers out of an overgrown parrot (strictly self defense);
Ripped Abs (don't think they couldn't be seen);
Seems to have an actual plan on growing income;
Very James Bond today, and who wouldn't want James Bond for President?
Haha I immediately thought of Addman when I saw this post.
ReplyDeleteI'm very sad that Big Bird got his ass kicked, as I have an affection for Sesame Street. But I guess you've gotta do what you gotta do come election time.