Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas

Today we're proud to announce the release of our second collaborative novel "Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas." It's a humor novel about the zombie invasion of Las Vegas and chronicles the adventures of a black Elvis impersonator, a drunken janitor, and a feminist stripper as they embark on an epic quest to not become zombie food. Check out the kick-ass cover...

(Painting courtesy of the talented Erin Yant)

Excellent, right? We can promise you two things. The first is absolute zombie-smashing hilarity. And the second? Well, we can guarantee that is the first time you'll ever see the deployment of the most ultimate zombie defense tactic in the history of zombie defense tactics: brazen drunkenness. See, when you're drunk, your eyes are half closed, you stumble around, you moan incoherently, and you trip all over things... just like a zombie. So they just think you're one of them.

Yes, we know, George Romero must be kicking himself in the ass right now for not thinking that one up first. But we're not kidding. That really is in the book. It's heartwarming. And nauseating. But it's very effective. And damn funny.

So, now you're asking yourself, "Where can I get my hands on this grey-matter-crusted gem of literary genius?" Well, the answer is simple, my literate friend. Like all of our previous story releases, this novel is being released as an Amazon exclusive e-Book, available here, for less than the cost of a Big Mac (And with at least half the risk of terminal heart disease!). Just follow the link, click a couple magic buttons, and presto, our new e-Book will be delivered to you immediately via Amazon. For those without Kindles, fret not, because you can still read this book on your computer. On the right hand side of the page we linked above, click the link that says 'Available on your PC,' right below where you Buy.

From here, you'll be directed to a page where you can download the Kindle program for your computer. Just download, install, and register (it's free), and from there, if you buy our book, Amazon will send it to your computer, rather than to a Kindle.

Book Link! ------->Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas

We really hope you enjoy the book. It's had a rough history, having been accepted and then bipolarly rejected from the biggest publishing house in the world. It's had so many false starts and unpredictable disasters with agents and editors that it even makes herpes seem reliable in comparison. And if you do like it (the novel, not VD) please do leave a rating on Amazon's website for us. You wouldn't believe how much this helps us sell books by climbing their bestselling algorithm ranks.

A big thank you to all of you who helped to fund this project via Kickstarter. We couldn't have done it without you. And thanks in advance to everyone who buys the novel. You all fucking rock.

And in the spirit of zombie madness, be sure to swing by our friend Zombies Everywhere's page too. He's a classy fella, and knows a thing or two about the undead. If you go to his page today, you can see an exclusive comic we created for his page this week in honor of our new book release. Also, sorry for the late mention, but thank you to Andrew Leon over at Strangepegs for his in-depth review of Brandon's new short story collection.

Cheers and stay classy, folks,

B&B

Beer: Fat Tire

Music: White Zombie