Our Kickass Kickstarter
Every dollar helps. Truly. So as an added bonus, we're doing a blog-only special to help get people involved. See, at Kickstarter, you can donate as little as $1 if you want, you just don't get a prize... until now. Today we're changing that, by introducing 2 new blog-only prizes which we'll be running from today until the Kickstarter is through.
The $1 Tweet
Donate just $1 to our Kickstarter by simply clicking where it says Back This Project, $1 Minimum Please, send us an e-mail telling us that you did it (email@example.com), and then we will tweet, from our Twitter account, ANYTHING you want (140 characters or less, of course). And we really do mean anything. We'll promote your blog, or your Twitter account, or your Facebook. We'll tweet things like "(Your name here) is a sex god" or "(Your name here) is the baddest bitch in town." Want to make fun of us? We'll even post things like "I made lemonade in my diapies" or "Magic Mike touched me in a place that usually my uncle only touches," seeming like it came from us.
|True tweet. From a true dipshit. Hell, two hot nickels will get you better verbage than this idiot can produce.|
The $5 Drawing
Donate at least $5 to our Kickstarter, send us an e-mail telling us that you did it (firstname.lastname@example.org), and I will draw you a 10-15 minute drawing in MSPaint of anything you want... within reason. None of this "Draw me the Sistine Chapel" bullshit. But, fortunately, 10-15 minutes can get you a lot. It usually takes me this much time to draw one of our typical comic panels.
You see, I kinda fancy myself as a bit of a caricature artist.
But really though, I'll draw just about anything within reason for $5. So you want a caricature of your face as an avatar? Done. You want a picture of Jesus riding a Labrador into outer space? Done. You want a picture of Miss Piggy in a g-string? Who the hell am I to judge? DONE.
Here are some notable examples of things I've drawn for the blog that have taken 10-15 minutes:
The sexually aggressive hawk that was in love with me.
The Snooki Monster... this was pre-pregnancy, I should mention.
Mark Zuckerberg, aka "The Zuck."
Japanese Ninja Cthulhu...
...as well as his unfortunate demise.
So what can I draw for you?
To all who pitch in, we appreciate your donations, and we can't stress enough that we want to make this fun for you, the reader. So reach out to us and let's have some fun with this. Also, to all of those who've already been so kind as to donate, we haven't forgotten about you. If you read this and you want a drawing or a tweet, give us a shout. We'll be happy to hook you up.
The Dead Don't Donate... But You Can
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan & Brandon
Music: Dry the River