They say it's hard to find love, and I don't know who exactly "they" are, but it seems like they might be onto something. Now, I'm fortunate to have my lovely wife, but others aren't always so lucky. Like my brother-in-law.
He's a 33 year old self made millionaire and the CEO of his own company, which he started at 18 and continues to build up to this day. And women flock to him because of this, namely the kind that have more boobs than brains and whose dead, glossy little eyes are full of dollar signs. But once they find out what it takes to date him, they usually can't stick it out. You see, he's a great guy with a good sense of humor and a charming personality... but he's definitely your typical "eccentric" millionaire, and he has a lot of quirks that most women aren't willing to deal with.
So what does it take to be able to date someone like my brother-in-law? Our good friend Jewels posed this question, so today I bring you our new game show...
(True story. Let's just say the bathroom is a huge inconvenience for a busy VIP)
So there you have it, the winner is... nobody. Because dating a millionaire isn't always a vacation in Monaco and caviar for dinner and Lamborghini rides. Sometimes it's getting things that are right next to him, trimming toe claws, making all day Taco Bell runs, and dealing with the aftereffects of this... all day Taco Bell "runs." Sometimes it's realizing that he doesn't shower... often. Sometimes it's realizing that his creative genius is more than just IT Infrastructure, because he really doesn't care much to go to the bathroom when he's working, and he'll create inventive ways to evacuate waste without leaving his computer chair. I'll let you figure that one out for yourself.
So forget all that "Bachelor" bullshit that we've been fed by TV and movies. Do you think you have what it takes to date a millionaire? Because I know I sure as hell don't.
Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Beer: Sam Adams
Music: King Charles