Yes, I AM an idiot. And of course I upgraded. And it's a good thing too, because the next day another Boeing 747 (this one full of nuns and the mentally handicapped) finished the job and turned the rest of my house into a giant, sizzling barbecue. For that, I won't subject you to any grisly pictures, but suffice to say, it was quite disgusting. There's an Ash Wednesday joke just waiting to be made there, in case anyone's interested. However, now I was homeless and since my bills were scorched I couldn't pay my health insurance.
|Thank Christ for Aeronautical Collision Plus Home Insurance|
Let's face it, you either get what you pay for, or (if you survive back alley surgery) you pay for what you wish you would have gotten. All I wanted was my goddamn arm back.
Beer: Can't remember. It was my birthday last night.