Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Six Million Dollar Dog (We Can Rebuild Her. We Have The Technology)

         If I've been a little lackluster with my comments, or I've been shitty at replying to messages, it's not because I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, yes, but an asshole that is courteous with his responses), it's because my dog is now Stephen Hawking. Not in the regard of her theorems on gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity... but more in that she's paralyzed.

Yoki the she-wolf: Don't get me wrong, her theorems on gravitational singularities aren't bad, but they could use work.

         It was about 2 weeks ago, on the snowiest night of the whole year. It was 1 in the morning, with almost 2 feet of snow on the ground, and the wife and I were getting ready for bed. Suddenly Yoki (just one of our four dogs) started squealing in pain and dragging her back legs behind her like she couldn't feel them.
         I dug out the car (30 minutes), and drove her to the vet in 2 feet of un-plowed snow that I was sure would swallow up my little car. Somehow we made it.





         The vet ran some tests and found that Yoki had ruptured a disc in her back as an after effect of an injury she had sustained well over a year ago. Tiny bits of stress had slowly been working at her spine until it was aggravated to the point of rupturing, which caused swelling in her spinal cord and cut off all motor function to her back legs. The vet then gave us 2 options. Either we could pay $5500 for a surgery that wouldn't guarantee anything, or we could get some medications, take her home, and with a lot of patience and physical therapy, try to get her to walk again ourselves.



          I think it's pretty clear what I chose.
          Now, that isn't to say she isn't getting proper care. Being unemployed (just this one time) has been useful, because it's given me all the time I need to care for her. And trust me, it's a lot of work.
          First off, I have to force her to take 3 gigantic pills... 3 times a day. This is no picnic.




              Also, since she has a spinal injury and can't bend over without being in pain, I have to feed her every bite of food by hand.



            I also have to give her physical therapy at least 3 times a day, and help work her legs out, not only so her muscles don't atrophy, but so she doesn't risk losing the use of them forever.



          Okay, so that last cartoon may be a bit exaggerated, but if my dog has taught me anything over the past 2 weeks, it's that she's a badass. Plain and simple. A few days ago she regained the use of one of her back legs, and has been trying to walk. It's a little heartbreaking, watching her fall over constantly, but still she tries it. No matter how tired the pills make her, or how much she falls down, she gets up again. And she does it with a tail wag and the doggy equivalent of a smile. She's just as happy as she ever was. This, a mere inconvenience at best, has done nothing to dampen her mood.
            To me, that's incredible. If I lost the use of my legs, I'd probably tuck myself up into the fetal position and sob brokenly while I shat myself (don't worry, there's not a cartoon for that one).
            In the meanwhile, I've been mulling over worst case scenarios. You know, in case she doesn't get the use of both legs again. Things I can do to make her life more comfortable. Like build her a wheelchair.


              Okay, so maybe not the Stephen Hawking wheelchair. But something like a doggy wheelchair. Which could be modified with jet packs to increase mobility.


            But then she wouldn't be able to climb anything... and she loves to climb and to jump. So maybe I could turn her into a tank. Those metal treads can climb anything!


              But really, who needs a dog that can blast him with an eye laser? I sure don't. So I guess until we know for certain what's going to happen, I'll just go back to hoping and praying that she'll walk again.
              And if she doesn't... well, fuck it. Not only is it reassuring, but it's also pretty fucking cool to know that even if she never uses both legs again, she'll still be fine. She'll still be happy. She won't let anything stop her from living her life, that little badass dog of mine.




Stay classy, friends,
Bryan (and Brandon)

Beer: Fat Tire
Music: The Boxer Rebellion




106 comments:

  1. Eek! That injury sounds awful (I got a little woozy like just reading about it but i am a wuss). Yoki is absolutely beautiful - I'm glad she's taking this injury like a champ

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  2. I particularly enjoyed the 'pew pew' sound of the laser.

    ; )

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  3. A few years ago, when I first got my dog, he used one of my cats as a chew toy. I had a paralyzed cat on my hands! After two months, Tacun kitty began to regain the use of his hind legs. Unfortunately, he was kittynapped soon after. See, because of the trauma, Tacun Kitty lost the fur on his hind legs. It never grew back. This meant, to keep him warm, I had to make socks for him. People in my neighborhood thought it was the cutest thing they had ever seen. They thought they wanted my cat, but it was the socks they wanted. FOOLS!

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  4. Awesome comics! Poor doggy. I'm hoping for a full and happy recovery and the energy for you to continue with such great care. Goooo, Yoki!

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  5. What awesome doggy parents you guys are! Can't wait to see if she becomes TANK DOG.

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  6. One tough dog indeed. Animals are way more resilant than humans, most times. They take it in stride and keep leaving their life. I'm with you on the whole getting beat to crap part, did the whole vet thing with my cat a month or so back, as she was chewing through her own foot, thanks to some immune thing, didn't want those pills no way, no how..haha

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  7. He looks like such a happy dog. I'm sorry to hear he's in pain, Bryan, but it's good to hear he's as tough as they come. 'If I lost the use of my legs, I'd probably tuck myself up into the fetal position and sob brokenly while I shat myself...' Yeah, I'd be crying like a baby, too. Good luck and give him a pat on the back!

    RCB

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  8. Bastard, you're making my eyes water, I have had to feed my dog pills and food in the past due to ilnesses and it breaks my heart, you're a good human being sir, keep us updated......

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  9. Good looking dog...
    I had a English Bulldog years ago that had a emergency, and don't get me started on how the Vet cleaned out my wallet when I had to take her in.
    Glad they finally came up with pet insurance.

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  10. Aw your pup is adorable. I'm so sorry to hear about the injury. I'd be devastated if anything happened to my cat. You're an awesome doggy daddy.

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  11. Yoki is adorable! You're definitely going to need the rocket chair for cat chasing...and going to the moon to take down aliens!

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  12. 3 giant pills? Man my dog doesn't even like the little bitty pills.When we hide it in a piece of cheese, she picks the pill out and then eats the cheese

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  13. I say go with the Yoki tank. That would make one bad ass guard dog!

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  14. 1. Poor Yoki! I hope she fully recovers under your constant care.

    2. Yes, aren't emergency vet clinics a bitch? Everything costs double when it's after hours.

    3. Is Yoki's last name Ono?

    4. This is one of your BEST. POSTS. EVER!

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  15. What a magnificent looking dog! I hope she gets better! I would really hate to see her in a doggy tank...not the safest of options! Jet powered wheelchair probably isn't the best idea either. Taking her for a walk could end up more like going for a jog, chasing after her!

    We are praying for a healthy dog recovery!

    And yes, I detected a bit of frustration in some twitter comments. Now knowing the circumstances, you are excused! Bash away at me if you must! Vent on me if you feel the need...although my sensitive heart can only take so much! Better vent on My 2 Pesos instead!

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  16. Good luck with Yoki's physio.

    Don't get too carried away with the cyborg stuff though. If there's anything cyborg movies have taught me, it's that there are more bad cyborg movies than good ones.

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  17. Most dogs are better than people. Sounds like yours is one.

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  18. Animals seem better able to handle change than most people I know.

    Your pictures got progressively more steam-punkish as they went on.

    The last couple reminded me of the bad guy from Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" movie. The guy with no legs who had all those contraptions to move him?

    Nice.

    I hope Yoki gets better!

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  19. I'm heartbroken when I see animals and babies hurt. This is my soft spot.
    I like you Bryan and Brandon. I don't particularly like your posts in terms of length and your too many pics in them, but I like you :)

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  20. I'm over here at my desk discretely dapping my eyes because I just erupted into tears like the little bitch I am. I'm sorry to hear about Yoki, but she sounds like a total trooper and she's beautiful. Many people, when their pets get that way, try to unload them because they don't want to invest the time/money/energy/emotion into them. Selfish bastards. I'm proud of you for taking on such responsibility and super glad to know she's already making progress.

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  21. Bittersweet post: makes me so sad to think of her in so much pain, but so glad that there's people like you in the world that are willing to do the physio... keep it up... wishing a speedy recovery for her.

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  22. This post made me cry. Hats off to Yoki and her efforts. I really appreciate the work and passion you have on this cute animal. She is very lucky to have you Bryan. You are awesome.

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  23. i saw a huge german shepherd at the dog park a few days ago with one of those doggie wheelchair deals and and she ran around and barked and chased balls like a champ. she kept wanting to hang out with a lady who was on crutches. like they were sisters in crippledom.
    i hope your pooch gets her other leg back working soon.

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  24. What a kick ass dog. This is such an awesome story (the fact that your dog is such a fighter, not the fact that she is crippled). I hope she fully recovers because she seems a bit scary with the tank.

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  25. Yoki is one beautiful dog. :-)
    Not gonna lie, I AWWWWed at the doggy kissy pics. And I really teared up at the part where she kept falling and trying to get up. Poor baby. :-(

    And it's really sweet that you're taking such good care of her. She's in fantastic hands, I'm sure.

    By the way, this could be one of your funnier comics. I know this is a serious subject, but I LOL'ed so many times through this thing. Good stuff.

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  26. This broke my heart. My dog of 15 years is on her way out (literally), and it's killing me. I hope Yoki makes a full recovery. She is a beautiful dog. They are so good for our souls.

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  27. So sad but glad to hear Yoki isn't taking this lying down! No? In any event I'm glad she's trying and showing progress. Keep us posted!

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  28. a bawwwh post if ever there was one good sir. God speed little dog, you'll soon return to ripping throats out in your dreams.

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  29. Go, Yoki! I think there's some sort of lesson in here about courage and whatnot but I'm totally loving tank-dog. You should giver her her own strip. Seriously, hope things go well for her.

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  30. Poor Puppy! (yes I will own my girllyness this one time and admit all dogs are and will forever be puppies to me, dont like it...well I can live with that too)

    I saw this dog the other day, on my way to work, who didn't have use of its back legs, they were stretched out behind it, and he had this cart like thing attached to the front, so it could pull its back legs around. It was like a doggy wheelchair, without the jet pack.

    I hope she gets better soon.

    p.s. My parents always put pills in cheese when they needed to drug me when I was a kid. That or vodka.

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  31. Surgery complications for people means malpractice. Do they have doggie malpractice lawsuits?

    For the pills, get Pill Pockets, it makes the meds look like a treat, and may help.

    Sucks about your dog, it really does. Do some internet searching to see what DIY wheelchairs you can make. Maybe one with spinners? Pimp your pooch?

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  32. I'm not usually a dog person (I go gaga over cats usually), but Yoki is so cute and fluffy.

    So proud that she's making good progress, and you're awesome for taking such great care for her. Hopefully she'll make a full recovery, hang in there :)

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  33. AWe poor thang. I so sowy. It's cool the way you can make something so sad funny in a way. I hope you she gets her movement back!

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  34. I just last week had a conversation with our vet about how much we can learn about enjoying life from our dogs. They just need to be able to be dogs and all will be right with them. Our dog rehabbed himself after a torn ACL and nearly dying during the pre-op for surgery. You can't even tell his leg was ever hurt and I'm so glad that we stopped the surgery instead of risking more harm to him. I hope that your dog's recovery goes as well.

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  35. Awww, sweet pup, i love her in her tank!
    And doing her physical therapy so willingly...you go girl!

    The pictures of you giving and arm and a leg and then another arm...oh, i can sooooo relate to that in vet bills with our , um, dwindling scottie. And you after giving her the pills...hilarious!

    Loving it!

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  36. Awww, sweet baby. I hope she gets better soon. I can relate to giving pills to a dog. My chihuahua, Booger, has busted his annul gland a couple of times and giving him his medication is a bitch. He has caught on to all the tricks of hiding the pills in food. I have practically lost fingers throwing the pills in his mouth. The vet gave me this nifty little item, a pill shooter. You stick the pill on one end and stick that in the dog's mouth and shoot the pill down his throat. It has made things so much easier.

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  37. Ah man Im sorry to hear about your dog... sounds like she is in good hands though... Good thoughts from out here in Portland!!

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  38. That poor baby! OMG, I have tears in my eyes at how sweet you are for all the love and care you are giving her. As long as she's not suffering I don't blame you. She's beautiful. And her master isn't too shabby either!! Hugs my friend. You are a true hero in my book.

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  39. She's gorgeous and I hope she can walk again, but if she doesn't, I'd go for Robodog.

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  40. Our dog would love the squirrel centered eye lasers. We loves to chase squirrels, but rarely catches one.

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  41. Yoki has a sweet little face. I will send good ju-ju your way for her recovery!

    You are a good doggie parent to tend to her; and fortunate that you have the time and are capable help her thru this rough time.

    As for a future means of transportation if her recovery isn't 100%, I also favor the tank.

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  42. That is a badass dog, even without the tank. Dogs are amazing so don't give up hope! She could still make a total recovery.

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  43. Poor Yoki! I had a similar situation with a cat once. She managed to pull through - she was a grouchy cat before the accident, but after she was nothing but grateful. Yoki sounds like a trooper, and I'm sure she'll show you how grateful she is! Best of luck, keep us posted!

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  44. I always find it so heart breaking whenever one of my dogs has an injury. They just don't deserve to suffer at all. But you are right, it is totally inspiring to watch our animals soldier through recovery. I, like you, am the curl up and cry type. So yeah, it's awesome that she is being such a trooper. I hope she's in tip-top shape real soon!

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  45. Such a bittersweet post. It had me sad and cracking up. Laughter is the best medicine, they say. It'd be great if you could just let her chuckle at the blog, instead of having to give her those 3 pills 3 times a day.

    I hope she recovers soon.

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  46. Aw! Doggy has good people. Is she an American Eskimo?

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  47. Ah I'm sorry to hear. Feel absolutely free to skip comments over at my place anytime. I stop by here because I love this blog, not for a back scratch. I hope good things happen to your dog, my positive thoughts are sent your way!

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  48. You've taken a difficult and heartbreaking situation and made us all laugh with it. Those new drawings of your dog are just fabulous. Serious spunk here. Okay, I'm crying now, so I'll wish you the best and pray for both of you (I hope you don't mind as once a Catholic always a Catholic and I still believe).

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  49. So sad to hear about things like this... but if you'll shovel half an hour to drive to the vet in the morning, and then recompile a dog into a cybernetic war machine, I'm sure she's getting the proper care.

    Seriously though, it seems like you're a really good owner, so there is definitely a silver lining to this story.

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  50. Yoki is so fraggin' adorable--she looks so much like my dog (the one that calls people a hoe when she wants their food).

    Given that you're such a good doggy daddy, you're not allowed to call yourself an asshole anymore.

    This of course doesn't mean that *I* can't call you an asshole though.

    (Damn you for making me "awwww" and wibble at the puppy kissy face picture--and all the Yoki pictures for that matter. People are going to think that I have a heart or something now. WTF!)

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  51. I'm sorry to hear of Yoki's troubles. I hope she's doing better. Giving medicine to cats is much worse than dogs.

    Thanks for sharing photos of the two of you. Aww.

    And that last sequence with the tank is priceless. lol

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  52. Poor puppy! I know my critters (as of this moment, three cats, one dog, and a bunny) cost me a fortune in veterinary costs... it's like both arms, both legs, the torso, the neck, the head, and anything else they can take!!

    I shared a link to your post on my blog today: http://authorjess.blogspot.com/2012/02/trip-around-thursday-happenings-in.html

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  53. Sad-making!

    I hope your pooch continues to improve.

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  54. Emotional roller-coaster much?

    Heart breaking, funny, heart breaking again, uplifting, "pew-pew" funny.

    I reckon the laser eye tank pooch would kick arse. I can imagine the cats face as they hear the sound of the tank tracks approaching,and then BAM! She crashes through the fence to the music of "Flight of the Valkyrie"

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  55. Poor She Wolf. I love that she is a badass though and that you have the time to do all this work with her. Hopefully she'll get better. We had a puppy for a while whose spinal cord was damaged during birth and had no use of her hind legs. We strapped her into the cutest little puppy wheelie thingy...omg adorable. Until she got too excited and tried to wiggle her butt/tail and flipped herself over onto her side. Poor puppy. Turned out her injuries were worse than we thought and she had to be put down.
    I'm sure if she's already regaining use of her leg (even if it's only a bit) that she'll do just fine under your loving attention.

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  56. Yoki is a sweet, sweet baby! Seeing your dog going through such distress is never easy; having 'been there, done that."

    Any pet parent who would brave blizzards and 'intentional' dismemberment' and nurse that sweet thing? You are awesome. So many wouldn't take the time nor effort.

    Wishing Yoki a speedy recovery!! Keep us posted!

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  57. Bruddah, I normally don't do anything with positive energy.

    In this case, all my prayers and positive thoughts go out to yer dog. Not because "KAWAII UGGU CUTE PUPPLES LOL" but because of that gung-ho attitude.

    Like recognizes like, and she sounds like one tough little bitch. Having suffered the loss of a leg (well, the use of it - all the major tendons and ligaments in my left knee torn out and such) and having undergone muscle atrophy and the (continuing) pain of physical therapy and surgery and such, I can tell ya it ain't a happy time.

    The loss of pride is the most hurtful part.

    So yeah. Fuck yeah. Brofist that lil' dawg for me, and keep it up, m'man. Love and care is all that's needed, and plenty of tank treads.

    Good god, your comics this time around. Fuckin' bueno.jpg, yo.

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  58. Sounds like a small obstacle for super dog! Keep us updated!

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  59. OMG this is one of my favorite posts you've ever done because it's hilarious, the cartoons are fucking brilliant and it's such a compelling story.

    I'm also unemployed and ready to hop on a plane and help out. I have to send this to my friend who JUST dropped 5500 on her dog today.

    I would prolly drop the rupies for the surgery. I'd have to blow 9000 dudes behind the train station to get there and would have mad blower's cramp but that's the type of gal I am.

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  60. I was going to make an "by pill, you mean a suppository?" joke, but oh man that 'Bring the pain' picture did something to me and now I'm all like "go,Superdog, GO!" So yeah, I hope she gets better. Though you do have some shit hot alternatives for legs.

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  61. Awwwwwwww that is sad. Your dog is adorable though!

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  62. bryan. you are a good guy. your wife must be so happy to know that if she ever is injured you will be there for her too....

    awesome, that no matter what, yoki will be cared for... :)

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  63. Dogs are so much better than people that way. And I've been through enough similar type things with them to know what you're dealing with. Wishing you perseverance and fortitude; you'll need it more than the dog. :)

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  64. "Dogs are family too."
    Damn, if Yoki could talk (at least to her fellow companions), she would flippin' ramble about the care you give her.
    It's absolutely magnificent to see a caring soul. If it was the dog of so-and-so-that's-antisocial, he/she would probably leave her out in the open to die.

    The "Bring the Pain!" cartoon is gold, though.

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  65. Awww made me tear up a little when you described how happy your dog is despite her situation.

    Loved the post! And great illustrations lol... The last few with the squirrel where really good! Love the humour. Thanks!

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  66. I loved this cartoon. And I really hope your precious doogie gets better. Yoki sounds like a fighter! I love it. Animals are so resilient, it's ridiculous.

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  67. You are an amazing daddy to a beautiful brave girl.
    Positive energy and hugs for her and you.
    I hope she is walking again soon

    “Lizard Happy”

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  68. The badassness isn't exaggerated, I'm sure. I hope Yoki mends quickly!

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  69. Dogs are so amazing. THEY ARE SO AMAZING. I just love them so much.
    Good luck to you and Yoki!
    And give us updates.

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  70. only one thing left to do, take her out back, shoot her. get a new dog that looks the same for 50 bux. problem ocifer?

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  71. As adorable as your dog is I think that everyone looks better with cyborg parts.

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  72. Ugh. That is so tough to deal with. Our big dog, Fritz has arthritis in his hip and on really cold or rainy days, he can barely get up from a sitting position. That's hard enough with an 80 pound dog and my use of only one arm essentially. I don't know what the hell I'd do if he was paralyzed.

    Good luck with Yoki Hawking, my friend.

    P.S. My sister has a dachshund with a laser eye. Maybe they could play laser tag one day.

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  73. So damn hard to know what to do. The vet bills are extraordinary these days. Our cat was cremated after the vet failed to save her from an known sudden onset of poisoning or internal injuries we couldn't detect or a brain tumor. The bet thought she had a brain tumor. I wasn't convinced. Long story short, no toxicology report for cats (where I live anyway) and an $800 bill which included $400 for the cremation. I loved this particular cat more than any pet I'd ever had and I collapsed when she died. That said, I was furious when I saw the bill and furious about the lack of a diagnosis. An office visit costs more at the vet than the damn doctor.

    Yes, hit a nerve. aaarrggghhh!

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  74. Hang in there - good luck! I read a story here with about a cat with a back injury who healed completely after a few months of just hanging around.

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  75. Awww, that is just adorable. Dogs are really amazing aren't they? I wish all the best to you and little Yoki, I am sure she'd come out a champ, no matter what happens. ^_^ Please keep us updated on her progress.

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  76. Awwwwwww Yoki is adorable. I'm totally stealing the name when I get a Shiba Inu. :)

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  77. This reminds me of a Story that John Lennon told about one of the Beatles – Probably Silver Beetles trips to Hamburg – The landlady of the boarding house that he was staying in had a sausage Dog who’s back legs had stopped working. She strapped the dogs back end to a roller-skate and would take it out for a drag..... Good luck with Yoki and remember that no matter what it was not her fault that the Beatles split up.....

    P.S she is looking good for a Japanese millionaire pensioner

    P.P.S Tell her she can afford her own vets bill

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  78. Good luck with the rehab and perhaps you could throw a little Hanz and Franz in for a good motivational tool. :D

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  79. What a beautiful puppy! I hope her physical therapy is going well. You're very admirable, working so hard for your doggy. :) And I can't believe what a cheap vet you have! Just an arm and a leg?? I had to give up my first born.


    xoxo

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  80. I tip my hat to you and your dog, good sir. I hope she feels better and gets back on her sweet little feet.

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  81. Poor pup! Such a heartwarming/breaking/warming/breaking/warming story of her own version of Rocky 7 - you should play the theme song in the mornings to get her pumped up.

    Good luck and its so nice to know you are such a good doggy lover. You know what I mean, and it wasn't the other way of taking that. My cat has three legs - animals are f-ing badasses and its amazing what they can do with a little determination and love, and also desire to fight squirrels.

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  82. I once had to get hydro-therapy for my dog...when they told me how much it was I almost had a heart attack. My dad suggested just chucking it in the canal and making it swim up and down...but my heart took over and I sold my kidney

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  83. your dog IS a BADASS...she might be part Penguin too because yeah she's a COOL BIRD and a Penguin Elite for sure! Good luck!!!

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  84. Aw, cute doggie.

    We just have a cat. So far, we haven't had to take him to the vet aside from his shot appointments. Of course now that I've typed that, I probably will have to take the cat to the vet soon.

    Good luck with everything!

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  85. You know, not for nothing, you seem to be pretty adept at growing new limbs for yourself...why not just give the little lady your own legs?

    Hope she's better every day.

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  86. Your dog is very cute I would be very sad if that happened to one of my dogs. I hope she gets use of both her legs back :)

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  87. Your dog is supes adorbs. Yeah I said it. Also, if she needs any orthopedic shoes I think you know who to call. Sorry I haven't been on in a while, missed you guys!

    -Ash

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  88. Not gonna lie...I didn;t read the other comments....has anyone suggested the word I'm about to butcher...accupuncture?

    My friend has a cat with a similar injury, and while she sarted moving again, it was entirely free movement, and you could tell she was still in ome pain (its much easier o guage how a cat feels, they LOVE to let you know what they are pissed) so she tried accupuncture, and the specialist (should found her on yelp, try there) taught her kitty massage, and now, Sail is as good as new. :)

    I hope your fur baby feels better quickly!

    <3
    Jen

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  89. That's why dogs are brilliant. They don't analyse or question things they just get the fuck on with it.

    I hope she gets better.

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  90. poor doggy! i hope she gets to feeling better! I know what you are going through. we had a lab that was 15 and had to be put down cause she couldnt walk anymore :(
    wishing you and your doggy the best!

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  91. Oh no! Your poor puppy! I was so sad reading this. At least she's doing well. My puppy somehow ripped one of his nails off, and I was freaking out. I don't know if I could handle this. :/

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  92. :******( *WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* Just as I was formulating Stephen Hawking jokes in my brain, I had my friend punch me in the nose and break it again after reading further.

    I hope Yoki gets better!! Dogs are resilient little suckers so she's pretty much got this one in the bag ;)

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  93. By the way, I often wondered why showing someone running in slow-motion would make them seem VERY fast....

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  94. Alright, I admit it, I'm glad I got the follow up story with the happy ending before I read this. Your dog rocks!!! How inspiring and how resilient - the both of you are.

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  95. Been busy reading a lot of papers of late. So haven't had time to read your posts. But I did come across one of Loki's papers on gravitational collapse. Mighty impressive I must add; couldn't make head and tail of it.

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  96. Enjoy the road. Hopefully there will be a few diversions on the side of the road to keep you laughing. Just watch out for hitch-hikers wearing trenchcoats and carrying duffle bags.

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