As was mentioned in the last post, Brandon is leaving the great city of Chicago. Many asked where he's headed, so I'm here to tell you where he's going. Or maybe I should say where he's considering going. Sure, somewhere in America is the obvious choice, but why not dream big? Why not go somewhere far across the globe? An adventure, if you will... but on a budget. We starving artists don't always have our pick of the litter.
Like, there's always China. I hear the people are really friendly.
Okay, so probably not China. Aside from the whole language barrier thing, I bet it's too expensive to live there, anyway. Brandon needs to go somewhere cheap. Somewhere like Ethiopia.
But I guess that wouldn't work out very well either. For one, I look terrible in a loin cloth.
So poverty stricken is good, but maybe Ethiopia isn't for him. What about Latvia? They seem like a... fun bunch.
You know what, fuck it. Brandon's just coming back to Colorado.
Stay classy, friends,
Bryan (and Brandon)
Beer: Amber Bock