No, I'm talking about these:
1. Having to listen to stuff I don't give a shit about.
2. This girl.
3. Having to sit through terrible 'date movies.'
I'm not making this up. I had a friend who set me up on a blind date with a girl who looked decent in her pictures... because she wasn't smiling in any of them. I met her for dinner and her teeth were black, brown, and yellow, and oh God she LOVED to smile about EVERYTHING.
What's more, five minutes into the date she asked, "So should we go get some condoms? Because I don't have any on me." I excused myself to the bathroom and proceeded to sprint to my car like the building was on fire. Her name really was Katie, and if she reads this: bitch, brush your damn teeth!
I think I can sum this post up with one final thought:
I've never been so happy in my fucking life to be married.
Stay classy, friends,
Beer: All out :(
Shower: Can't wash away the image of that chick smiling