The News is Killing Us

         I don't know how it is for our foreign friends, but here in America, the news is complete bullshit. Before every news cast and especially before they go to a commercial, they give these overly dramatic, extremely frightening teasers that force you to tune in and watch, because if you don't, you MAY be killed. Think I'm kidding? See below:

          So if you don't drink metal and you sit in traffic, be wary, my friends, because you could die at any moment. The worst part? These teasers always lead up to nothing. If you were curious about the stories above, not consuming enough iron could lower your quality of health, and sitting in traffic too much could raise your blood pressure. In other words, 20-30 years from now if you get deathly ill because of low iron intake or you have a heart attack because you sat in rush hour traffic for all those years, you could DIE. Just a tad bit over-dramatic, right?

          Well, in the interest of selling out (which we love to do) we want in! So we'd like to announce that tragedy struck here at A Beer for the Shower today, proving that drawing stupid MSPaint comics actually CAN kill you. So who died? We'll tell you after the comic!

Meanwhile, just out of pottery class:

Back at Brandon's:

Meanwhile:

Back at Brandon's place:

Meanwhile, yet again:

And back at Brandon's casa:

So what do you guys think of the news?

Cheers and stay classy, friends,
Bryan and Brandon

Music: Angus and Julia Stone (thanks Juliet, for the killer music suggestions and today's guest appearance)
Beer: Newcastle

(See? We told you at the beginning that someone dies, and we always deliver on our promises)