That said, I'm actually really glad to have cable again for the first time in five years. And the biggest reason is...The Food Network, because I love seeing all the delicious looking food porn. Sure, it makes my Ramen noodle casserole like a steaming pile of crap, but that's okay. Because, by following along with the pros, it's inspired me to take a stab at a few new recipes. However, since I'm an amateur cook, sometimes I have to improvise on the ingredients. See the following...
I never claimed to be a professional, but dammit am I crafty when it comes to substituting ingredients. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to eat. And then lance a few boils.
Beer: Prince Albert (Moonshine Brewery)
Music: Dirty Projectors