So over the weekend the wife and I went to have some beers with the new neighbors (not to be confused with the asshole neighbors, which you can learn more about under the menu 'Meet the Neighbors!' on the righthand side of this post, if you're not familiar/new here).
Anyway, the neighbor woman mentioned that she had gone on the Internet and done a search of our surrounding area to see if any sex offenders popped up, and that sure enough, she found one about a mile away, in the far back of our housing division. What's more, his report said he wasn't just a guy who peed in the wrong playground sandbox, no, he was a convicted rapist, and it freaked her out a little.
So when I came home, I went to one of those sex offender search sites to investigate for myself, and what I found was pretty interesting...
Because, you see, sites like mapquest can never find our house correctly, and it messes up the layout of our entire neighborhood. So I had to plug the rapist's address directly into Google maps, and I found out that he lives a BIT closer than a mile away...
So I went to Mr. Convicted Rapist's house looking for answers.
Yeah, we've got some real oddballs in this neighborhood...
Do you live near a sex offender? Does it make you worried?
Stay classy, friends,
Beer: Fat Tire
Music: The screams of a ball-less pedophile is about all I can hear in my ringing ears