If you're not familiar, this is the movie that Adam Sandler is coming out with soon, called Jack and Jill:
And unless you live under a rock, this is the new movie that Nick Swardson is coming out with, which is now swamping TVs everywhere with awful previews, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star:
What do these 2 things have in common? Well, both of them were made by Happy Madison Productions, aka Adam Sandler, and frankly, they need to stop.
Now, if you're like me, and you were around for the 80's/90's, you remember when Adam Sandler was funny. He had some good moments on Saturday Night Live--Schmitt's Gay, for example. I still love that sketch; it's hilarious. He had a couple funny movies--Happy Gilmore made me chuckle when I was younger, immature as it was. Hell, he even had a few funny songs--who of us couldn't relate to "Piece of Shit Car?" But now... well, now he's been reduced to the garbage you see above. And what's worse, as he's been steadily climbing the ladder of unfunny, to a level of unfunniness on par with open mic night at the Yuck Yuck Hut or the antics of a backyard birthday party clown, he's been dragging Nick Swardson along with him. It seems Nick Swardson is now in every Happy Madison movie Adam Sandler can get his grubby little hands on.
So today I sat down with Nick Swardson... to ask him what the fuck is wrong with him.
Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday when Brandon interviews Adam Sandler! And in the meanwhile, what do you think of Nick Swardson? Or his new abomination of a movie? Is Happy Madison going to rape you out of your $10 (or foreign equivalent)?
Stay classy, friends,
Bryan & Brandon
Mood: Pleased with myself
Beer: Sam Adams
Music: City and Colour