See below for examples (Rebecca Black warning):
Fast forward to 2:30 lest you want to kill your eardrums any more than you have to
Black rap at 2:50
Black rap starts almost immediately (complete with space suit!)
When Stevie Wonder sang about Ebony and Ivory, I don't think he meant he was hoping that one day the kid from Owl City (who got fat) would sing with a rapping black guy while bouncing around in space suits, but it got me thinking... couldn't we use a little more rap in our blog posts? I mean, we're as white bread as anyone. So if it takes off, I'm going to introduce a new feature in some of our future posts...
The random black guy rapper.
Or maybe that's a terrible idea. And I'm going to hell.
Stay classy, friends,
Beer: I'mma pour one out for my homie
Shower: See below