Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Zak Bagans: Paranormal Smackdown

         So as of late, Brandon and I are working on a new novella, and this one is about ghost hunting... from the perspective of a ghost. It's been a lot of fun to write, and in the interest of accuracy, it's required a lot of research into ghost hunting. For this, we've taken to the Internet, we've read books, we've even watched a few shows on television, and so far our greatest single source, without a doubt, is the Travel Channel show Ghost Adventures. Or, more specifically, this guy, Zak Bagans.


          Or as I'd like to think of him, the greatest scientific mind of our generation.
          Now, don't let the roided out body, skin tight shirts, and godawful hairstyle give you the wrong idea. No, this man is pure science when it comes to hunting ghosts. Equipped with an arsenal of fellow bros, some ripped abs, and the paranormal equivalent of a Speak N' Spell, this guy doesn't just hunt ghosts... He kicks their asses.


          So of course, we invited this gelled up douche canoe to ABFtS to help us fuck up some ghosts.




       And he wanted to get started right away.





            The Ghostometer doesn't lie. So the three of us spent the afternoon ghost hunting my townhouse.


























Cheers and stay classy, friends!

-Bryan and Brandon

Beer: Fat Tire

Music: Porcupine Tree


82 comments:

  1. LOL! Great comic post yet again! I love your posts!

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  2. Brilliant, even though I had no idea who he was I was really glad you sorted him in the end.
    Thanks for the laugh guys. (are you guys gaining like 200+ followers per day?)

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  3. "I fear for my cornhole" made me laugh out loud, well done.

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  4. I'm glad your townhouse is no longer haunted...the Ghost of Enchiladas must have scared away the demons!

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  5. And this is now one of my favorites of yours!

    That guy (that show) annoys the shit outta me, yet I am compelled to watch his douchery every time I catch it whilst flipping.

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  6. Ah the effects of long term exposure to chloroform and $10 vodka at the frat house. Totally bro-smashed those nuns though. "I fear for my cornhole." Awesome.

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  7. Good post, but better beer!

    Ugggh, I watched the vid, and now my brain hurts. I pity every y-chromosome in my body right now...

    THIS is why I don't watch that show!

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  8. So darn funny. You had taken your storytelling ability bigtime peppered with good humour. I wouldnt be surprised if some hollywood director approaches you for next movie script. All the best and keep up the good work.

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  9. enchilada past, love it. will there be a christmas special for it? :)

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  10. The idea behind the novel sounds great.

    Plus, your comic here combines two great tastes that taste great together: Ghost hunting and Jersey Shore.

    Season 5 of Jersey Shore, baby: MTV releases a ghost into the house. If it's between that and a cute 6-year old nephew coming to stay with them, I vote for the ghost.

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  11. I really like this post. Your writing and story telling abilities grips my attention till the last word. Keep it coming. Thanks for posting a comment on my entry. There are more photos from that to come.

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  12. Dont hate the guy, Jersey Shore could use a ghostbuster.
    Also, he reminded me of Dane Cook, but that doesn't help his case though.

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  13. This one had it all!!! Vehicular manslaughter, gassy mexican food, cornholing, and ghost hunting! Come on .... that was genius. I somehow wished you could mix in some yo-yo tricks but I think I was just getting greedy. Well done.

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  14. I hate that clown and all like him. Well done sir.

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  15. lmfao best comic to date, ive probably said that already to a previous comic, but this one takes 1 from that one. also the hot broad did drunk dial me too and she was a wreck, crying and mumbling and i was all like wwhhqqquuaaat?

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  16. hahahahhahaaaa! Love the comic. If that Zak douche bag ever ran into a real ghost he'd probably shit twice and die.

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  17. ghost nuns should choke that guy.

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  18. I love that they yell at the ghosts, "Hey ghost bro, come out, you gonna scare a kid but not us?"
    I'd like for a reasonable, rational, not complete dipshit tag along with them. I'd also like them to go yell at famous ghosts like Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "You stove top hat bitch ghost! I'll kick your Emancipating ass!"

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  19. Seriously, if you fight an invisible man, how do you know if you've won or lost? I presume losing is easy though lol. The book does sound good though, I'm not sure if that ideas been done before, and I think I'd like to read it.

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  20. Thanks for making fun of the Screaming MiMis of ghost hunting. I especially loved the Zak Bagans is a douchebag tag. I hope it drives many viewers to your blog. Good stuff!

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  21. At first I thought you were joking about that guy. You know, making him seem overly idiotic. Then I went back and watched the tape. Now I think you were kind to him. Though I have to admit, him provoking nuns seemed hilarious.

    Sadly enough, I want to watch that show now. Ye god, help me.

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  22. My douchbagometer says we've got one boys!
    Can you believe that shit? Just when you think you've seen it all...

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  23. god i hate that show... thank you for this

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  24. mock him if you want, but he brings a lot of comfort to a lot of people.

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  25. The fridge part was hilarious... "It just, like, got colder in here"

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  26. Great comic and great ending! Your novella sounds like a good one too.

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  27. I've experienced the ghosts of enchiladas past myself. Pretty nasty ghost.

    Jay

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  28. Lovely post once again! goodluck with your new book :)

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  29. My boyfriend and I watched a few episodes of Ghost Huntet one night. Whatshisfaces friend got possessed by a bad spirit, funny stuff.

    Beer: but a dream at the moment
    Music: C Is For Cookie
    Mood: wanting cookies and beer

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  30. Loved this one, seriously funny shit, guys...

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  31. You mean that was 'wicked ectoplasm?' Shit, that means I've been avoiding franks n beans for nothing!

    Dammit.

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  32. Cornholing ghosts? That is how I spend my Friday nights.

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  33. Y'all should definitely write the script for Ghostbusters 4!

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  34. That guys arms are seriously huge in the show. and his hair in the first season looked RIDICULOUS!! It was almost as if he spiked his entire hair then put a hat over it. LOL.

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  35. That man is clearly the greatest mind of our generation.

    He will be dearly missed.

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  36. I am cracking the hell up! "I fear for my cornhole". Oh my goodness. haha. I am loyal to Ghost Hunters on SyFy but not that lame ass Jersey Shore wanna be. I get such a kick out of what they "think" they are experiencing. I can't stop watching. As for this douche tool...just wow. Wow. Hilarious post and glad your wife got rid of the greaser.

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  37. Okay, the first thing I thought of when I saw that ass magnet's picture was "Matt Damon." You know, how they say it in Team America (aka: that fucked up puppet hero movie)? Say it with me, now! "Zak Bagans." Does he "Tea Bagans" the ghosties? ERRRK. I just threw up a little.

    PS: I'm all nostalgic for my Speak 'n' Spell now. *sigh*

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  39. GHOST BROVENTURES SCRIPT #54OHGODI'MSODRUNKHURRRP

    Zak: DUDE! BRO! BRO! DUDE! DID YOU FEEL THAT, BRO? DON'T WORRY BRO! BRO, DUDE?! DUDE, BRO!

    Bald Bro: OH GOD AM I POSSESSED BRO?

    Zak: BRO JUST FIGHT IT YOU CAN FIGHT IT BRO, BRO I BELIEVE IN YOU BRO!

    Bald Bro: UUUUUUUUUHNG BRO!

    Zak: YOU LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE, BRO! HE'S MY BRO, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! OH GOD IT'S SO COLD HERE BRO IS IT COLD HERE TO YOU BRO?

    Cameraman: DUDE, IT'S JUST YOU THREE GUYS HERE!

    Bald Bro: HNNNNNNG, OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED BRO NOW YOU'RE POSSESSED!

    Cameraman: DUDE AN ORB FLOATED INTO ZAK AND POSSESSED HIM BRO!

    Bald Bro: OH NO, DUDE!

    ZaK: HNNNNNGRRRRRBROOOOO!

    It's pretty much Jersey Shore gangfucking the TAPS crew, yo.

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  40. Great post and excellent and creative blog. would love for you guys to take a look at my blog http://therudeobserver.blogspot.com/

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  41. Omg, so epic as always

    Love your blog, I really should come here more often!

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  42. Why is it that these paranormal people always have fucked up eyebrows? Just sayin'.

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  43. Hey! Congrats on the blog of note. Also...I love Fat Tire.

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  44. Never seen that show, but now I have to. I HAVE to.

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  45. you guys just broke my lol-o-meter. way too funny!

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  46. Love this post. Love the name of your blog. If you guys really are trying to write a novella on ghosts/paranormal, I just got back from New Orleans and they have some pretty good haunting stories...can't say whether or not they are true, but they are interesting to say the least.

    Will definitely be following you guys!

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  47. Is it me or does that guy look a bit too porn guy-like?

    Stop my my house as well -- I'll give you the rest of my beer (as I'm kind of a Pepsi addict :))

    http://wheelchairphilosopher.blogspot.com/

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  48. I've been known to watch the Ghost Hunters, for which my son (rightfully) abuses me...

    "Shhhh! Did you hear that?"

    Pearl

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  49. i watch ghost adventures...never quite seen it as you guys portray it! funny shit!

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  50. Why lookie here ... our boys have been BON'ed!!!

    Congrats guys, it seems once in a while blogger gets it right. Good to see someone deserving got it for a change.

    I've been quiet lately but I'm still around some of the time anyway. And good luck with the new book.

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  51. so funny! cant stop laughing!! and that guy looks like he should be on jersey shore or something, douche.

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  52. It's about time someone kicked some ghost ass!

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  53. hahaha you guys are fun! first time here :)

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  54. Congrats on Blog of Note.

    www.comicdaverusso.blogspot.com

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  55. "Do you feel that? It just, like, got colder in here"
    Hah gold!
    Just to be a hipster I'm gonna point out I was a follower before the blog of note incident. OG Mafukkas!

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  56. another post I like. I thought it was a real paranormal activity. geez he died in the end hahaha

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  57. dud...is that chick ass raping that shark??? that is bad ass!!!!

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  58. YOU GUYS HAVE A COLDMASTER 5 JILLION TOO??

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  59. Also, if you're looking for great (terrible) ghost shows I have two words: Paranormal State. You just ... I ... you just have to watch it.

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  60. freaking hilarious, the comic is just pure genius!

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  61. There are no words to describe how comically brilliant this is! You have perfectly summarized every episode of GA, with the exception of perhaps Zak getting possessed or scratched yet again. I truly wish there was some type of governing board that would regulate tomfoolery and silliness on TV. GA would be the first show banned.

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  62. You had me at Cornhole. I cannot STAND that fucking assclown and his douche-crew. I hope they all die in a fire.

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  63. Roflmfao bro..this is good shit hahahaaa

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  64. Can I just say that I'm obsessed with this show and the progressive transformation of Zak from uber dork in the documentary to roid loving douche waffle in the new episodes?
    Also, my house is equipped with a Shakoolie...you may need one.

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