Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Zak Bagans: Paranormal Smackdown

         So as of late, Brandon and I are working on a new novella, and this one is about ghost hunting... from the perspective of a ghost. It's been a lot of fun to write, and in the interest of accuracy, it's required a lot of research into ghost hunting. For this, we've taken to the Internet, we've read books, we've even watched a few shows on television, and so far our greatest single source, without a doubt, is the Travel Channel show Ghost Adventures. Or, more specifically, this guy, Zak Bagans.


          Or as I'd like to think of him, the greatest scientific mind of our generation.
          Now, don't let the roided out body, skin tight shirts, and godawful hairstyle give you the wrong idea. No, this man is pure science when it comes to hunting ghosts. Equipped with an arsenal of fellow bros, some ripped abs, and the paranormal equivalent of a Speak N' Spell, this guy doesn't just hunt ghosts... He kicks their asses.


          So of course, we invited this gelled up douche canoe to ABFtS to help us fuck up some ghosts.




       And he wanted to get started right away.





            The Ghostometer doesn't lie. So the three of us spent the afternoon ghost hunting my townhouse.


























Cheers and stay classy, friends!

-Bryan and Brandon

Beer: Fat Tire

Music: Porcupine Tree


81 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yay for your wife!

Timothy Bowen said...

LOL! Great comic post yet again! I love your posts!

Mynx said...

Brilliant, even though I had no idea who he was I was really glad you sorted him in the end.
Thanks for the laugh guys. (are you guys gaining like 200+ followers per day?)

The Angry Lurker said...

"I fear for my cornhole" made me laugh out loud, well done.

Tonja said...

I'm glad your townhouse is no longer haunted...the Ghost of Enchiladas must have scared away the demons!

NameBrands said...

these comics are epic haha

Annabelle said...

And this is now one of my favorites of yours!

That guy (that show) annoys the shit outta me, yet I am compelled to watch his douchery every time I catch it whilst flipping.

WJ said...

Ah the effects of long term exposure to chloroform and $10 vodka at the frat house. Totally bro-smashed those nuns though. "I fear for my cornhole." Awesome.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Good post, but better beer!

Ugggh, I watched the vid, and now my brain hurts. I pity every y-chromosome in my body right now...

THIS is why I don't watch that show!

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

I couldn't stop staring at those abs.

meandmythinkingcap said...

So darn funny. You had taken your storytelling ability bigtime peppered with good humour. I wouldnt be surprised if some hollywood director approaches you for next movie script. All the best and keep up the good work.

Poke The Rock said...

enchilada past, love it. will there be a christmas special for it? :)

KatyDid said...

The idea behind the novel sounds great.

Plus, your comic here combines two great tastes that taste great together: Ghost hunting and Jersey Shore.

Season 5 of Jersey Shore, baby: MTV releases a ghost into the house. If it's between that and a cute 6-year old nephew coming to stay with them, I vote for the ghost.

JustPassingBy said...

I really like this post. Your writing and story telling abilities grips my attention till the last word. Keep it coming. Thanks for posting a comment on my entry. There are more photos from that to come.

GMSoccerPicks said...

Dont hate the guy, Jersey Shore could use a ghostbuster.
Also, he reminded me of Dane Cook, but that doesn't help his case though.

Steve Bailey said...

This one had it all!!! Vehicular manslaughter, gassy mexican food, cornholing, and ghost hunting! Come on .... that was genius. I somehow wished you could mix in some yo-yo tricks but I think I was just getting greedy. Well done.

Sukhesh said...

dude you are impossible :)

Jackalope said...

I hate that clown and all like him. Well done sir.

Bart said...

lmfao best comic to date, ive probably said that already to a previous comic, but this one takes 1 from that one. also the hot broad did drunk dial me too and she was a wreck, crying and mumbling and i was all like wwhhqqquuaaat?

Leeanna said...

hahahahhahaaaa! Love the comic. If that Zak douche bag ever ran into a real ghost he'd probably shit twice and die.

todd carr said...

ghost nuns should choke that guy.

convictus said...

cornhole, classic

Nostalgic said...

Haha. Epic!

My 2 Pesos said...

Man, I love your comic. :D

myjoyproject said...

awesome :)

Pickleope said...

I love that they yell at the ghosts, "Hey ghost bro, come out, you gonna scare a kid but not us?"
I'd like for a reasonable, rational, not complete dipshit tag along with them. I'd also like them to go yell at famous ghosts like Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "You stove top hat bitch ghost! I'll kick your Emancipating ass!"

Mark said...

Seriously, if you fight an invisible man, how do you know if you've won or lost? I presume losing is easy though lol. The book does sound good though, I'm not sure if that ideas been done before, and I think I'd like to read it.

Matt Sinclair said...

Thanks for making fun of the Screaming MiMis of ghost hunting. I especially loved the Zak Bagans is a douchebag tag. I hope it drives many viewers to your blog. Good stuff!

JayJay said...

At first I thought you were joking about that guy. You know, making him seem overly idiotic. Then I went back and watched the tape. Now I think you were kind to him. Though I have to admit, him provoking nuns seemed hilarious.

Sadly enough, I want to watch that show now. Ye god, help me.

RCB said...

My douchbagometer says we've got one boys!
Can you believe that shit? Just when you think you've seen it all...

Arrpii said...

Who you gonna call?

Brent said...

god i hate that show... thank you for this

Electric Addict said...

LOL funny stuff

-E- said...

mock him if you want, but he brings a lot of comfort to a lot of people.

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

The fridge part was hilarious... "It just, like, got colder in here"

CleverMixup said...

Great comic and great ending! Your novella sounds like a good one too.

I'm With Stupid said...

I've experienced the ghosts of enchiladas past myself. Pretty nasty ghost.

Jay

kitkat said...

Lovely post once again! goodluck with your new book :)

DS said...

haha good stuff +followed

GADAFINY said...

good post

Wendy said...

My boyfriend and I watched a few episodes of Ghost Huntet one night. Whatshisfaces friend got possessed by a bad spirit, funny stuff.

Beer: but a dream at the moment
Music: C Is For Cookie
Mood: wanting cookies and beer

Squatlo said...

Loved this one, seriously funny shit, guys...

bluzdude said...

You mean that was 'wicked ectoplasm?' Shit, that means I've been avoiding franks n beans for nothing!

Dammit.

Libby said...

Cornholing ghosts? That is how I spend my Friday nights.

Andrew said...

Y'all should definitely write the script for Ghostbusters 4!

Zombie said...

That guys arms are seriously huge in the show. and his hair in the first season looked RIDICULOUS!! It was almost as if he spiked his entire hair then put a hat over it. LOL.

DWei said...

That man is clearly the greatest mind of our generation.

He will be dearly missed.

Jewels said...

I am cracking the hell up! "I fear for my cornhole". Oh my goodness. haha. I am loyal to Ghost Hunters on SyFy but not that lame ass Jersey Shore wanna be. I get such a kick out of what they "think" they are experiencing. I can't stop watching. As for this douche tool...just wow. Wow. Hilarious post and glad your wife got rid of the greaser.

jenbugblogs said...

Okay, the first thing I thought of when I saw that ass magnet's picture was "Matt Damon." You know, how they say it in Team America (aka: that fucked up puppet hero movie)? Say it with me, now! "Zak Bagans." Does he "Tea Bagans" the ghosties? ERRRK. I just threw up a little.

PS: I'm all nostalgic for my Speak 'n' Spell now. *sigh*

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That Bastard From Bellingham said...

GHOST BROVENTURES SCRIPT #54OHGODI'MSODRUNKHURRRP

Zak: DUDE! BRO! BRO! DUDE! DID YOU FEEL THAT, BRO? DON'T WORRY BRO! BRO, DUDE?! DUDE, BRO!

Bald Bro: OH GOD AM I POSSESSED BRO?

Zak: BRO JUST FIGHT IT YOU CAN FIGHT IT BRO, BRO I BELIEVE IN YOU BRO!

Bald Bro: UUUUUUUUUHNG BRO!

Zak: YOU LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE, BRO! HE'S MY BRO, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! OH GOD IT'S SO COLD HERE BRO IS IT COLD HERE TO YOU BRO?

Cameraman: DUDE, IT'S JUST YOU THREE GUYS HERE!

Bald Bro: HNNNNNNG, OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED BRO NOW YOU'RE POSSESSED!

Cameraman: DUDE AN ORB FLOATED INTO ZAK AND POSSESSED HIM BRO!

Bald Bro: OH NO, DUDE!

ZaK: HNNNNNGRRRRRBROOOOO!

It's pretty much Jersey Shore gangfucking the TAPS crew, yo.

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Byakuya said...

Omg, so epic as always

Love your blog, I really should come here more often!

Riot Kitty said...

Why is it that these paranormal people always have fucked up eyebrows? Just sayin'.

Cyclin' Missy said...

Hey! Congrats on the blog of note. Also...I love Fat Tire.

nowaysj said...

Never seen that show, but now I have to. I HAVE to.

debauch3ry said...

Hahaha you guys are awesome!

Juliet Winter said...

you guys just broke my lol-o-meter. way too funny!

Breanne said...

Love this post. Love the name of your blog. If you guys really are trying to write a novella on ghosts/paranormal, I just got back from New Orleans and they have some pretty good haunting stories...can't say whether or not they are true, but they are interesting to say the least.

Will definitely be following you guys!

Stephanie▲ said...

Nice Blog :D

You've made me weak

Michael LaPenna said...

Is it me or does that guy look a bit too porn guy-like?

Stop my my house as well -- I'll give you the rest of my beer (as I'm kind of a Pepsi addict :))

http://wheelchairphilosopher.blogspot.com/

Pearl said...

I've been known to watch the Ghost Hunters, for which my son (rightfully) abuses me...

"Shhhh! Did you hear that?"

Pearl

Jamie said...

Hilarious!

working man said...

i watch ghost adventures...never quite seen it as you guys portray it! funny shit!

Mustang Sally said...

Why lookie here ... our boys have been BON'ed!!!

Congrats guys, it seems once in a while blogger gets it right. Good to see someone deserving got it for a change.

I've been quiet lately but I'm still around some of the time anyway. And good luck with the new book.

Anonymous said...

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Miss Insomnia said...

so funny! cant stop laughing!! and that guy looks like he should be on jersey shore or something, douche.

QuoteGuy said...

It's about time someone kicked some ghost ass!

Chintan said...

hahaha you guys are fun! first time here :)

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Congrats on Blog of Note.

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pandemonium said...

love it.

Kyran said...

"Do you feel that? It just, like, got colder in here"
Hah gold!
Just to be a hipster I'm gonna point out I was a follower before the blog of note incident. OG Mafukkas!

Druv said...

Epic post, keep up the good work.

Yen said...

another post I like. I thought it was a real paranormal activity. geez he died in the end hahaha

papatigga said...

dud...is that chick ass raping that shark??? that is bad ass!!!!

Ashley and Stephanie said...

YOU GUYS HAVE A COLDMASTER 5 JILLION TOO??

Ashley and Stephanie said...

Also, if you're looking for great (terrible) ghost shows I have two words: Paranormal State. You just ... I ... you just have to watch it.

Pandalov3r said...

freaking hilarious, the comic is just pure genius!

Anonymous said...

There are no words to describe how comically brilliant this is! You have perfectly summarized every episode of GA, with the exception of perhaps Zak getting possessed or scratched yet again. I truly wish there was some type of governing board that would regulate tomfoolery and silliness on TV. GA would be the first show banned.

Gwendolyn said...

You had me at Cornhole. I cannot STAND that fucking assclown and his douche-crew. I hope they all die in a fire.

jonesas11 said...

Roflmfao bro..this is good shit hahahaaa

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