Friday, June 10, 2011

The Wedding Gave Everyone Mono

           Well, the title is pretty self explanatory. Since the wedding, a good amount of people have gotten mono. Me?--I lucked out. But my bride, and her mom... not so lucky. So how did so many people get the 'kissing disease?' Well, since my wife and mother-in-law don't show their affection by making out (gross), I'm led to believe it's from food or drink we shared. Either way, it's a little weird, a whole buncha fucked up, and a little offputting that someone with mono came to the wedding and, um, spread the love.
            The following is me figuring out "whodunnit."


 
  
 
 
 
 

Fun fact: there really was a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench just outside of our ceremony, who got scared off once the music started. No information yet on whether it's the crack-addled "me" from the future.

Stay classy, friends,
Bryan

Mood: Puzzled
Beer: Not sharing this Amstel
Shower: See below




52 comments:

  1. lol'd at playskool kit. nice illustrations!

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  2. Best time traveling, crack addicted, detective story ever.

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  3. Be glad it was only Mono and not Genital warts. If that were the case then you would really have to do some investigating

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  4. Great illustrations.

    See kids? This is your blog. This is your blog on crack. Any questions?

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  5. It was totally a future you.

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  6. I can't believe you couldn't crack the case with that hat and monocle. The mystery should have just solved itself once those tools were implemented!! I loved the toilet seat part! Hehehehehe....."touche"

    Bummer about the mono, though.

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  7. Future Bryan is a mess! Eeek.

    As for that many people at a small family/friends wedding...that is super sketchy. You wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia would ya!?

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  8. see, this is exactly why i don't have any friends. they give you diseases.

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  9. this is awesome...well except the mono part...but yeah, the mono part.

    eh. THIS POST IS AWESOME. :D

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  10. Poor wife. I hate to tell you but it's a virus you can get just from breathing on someone who's immune system had a weak link so to speak. It's the worse. The older you are when you get it, the worse it is. Guess how I know?

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  11. hey, get outta my shower!! hahaha

    you crack me up

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  12. That's pretty gross.
    Nice pictures!

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  13. Well, on the bright side at least it wasn't the Bubonic plague.

    P.S. That cartoon was great!

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  14. :D Your comics are getting better and better!

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  15. As much as I hated to, I couldn't keep myself from laughing. Well, everyone needs at least one good wedding story, don't they? I have a feeling, though, that you have quite a few more than just one. Hope everyone's feeling better. ;)

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  16. I'm thinking a magnifying glass might have helped you solve the case.

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  17. I hope you didn't give your future self any crack!

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  18. Yikes! Hope everyone gets better soon. And hope that's not you from the future.

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  19. Poor...possibly mono-infected homeless guy!

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  20. I missed the wedding but have been sick..Hmmm, wonder how that happened? thanks for the drive-by today.. time for me to get back to writing.. missed you guys.. you know if you can write a short story I would love to publish it my July poetry volumes (it does not have to be poetry,,funny is good) did you check out the link.. maybe, si? love to include you

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  21. LOL! I especially like the comic when you're like, "The irony within that statement astounds me."

    It's the BEST " - ___ - " face ever.

    And if you do end up as a crack addict suffering from erectile dysfunction AND herpes, I'm sure you'll be more good looking than that dude.

    ...That's enough compliments for today. :D

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  22. Great inspecting detective! I have to say that homeless guy is awfully suspicious lol

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  23. ahhh, weddings...
    whats not to love?
    oh, i love the crack smoking part... so, which bench are you gonna sit on when you become a crack-head?... theres one down my road... so feel free to sit on it, it lonely over here, we need some entertainment!

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  24. Crack and mono, maybe there's a link?

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  25. Lol. Good stuff. Maybe a disgruntled waiter was purposely sharing his cooties. Or maybe your future self wanted your friends and family to suffer for future transgressions against you.

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  26. I really enjoyed that comic. I sincerely hope your future doesn't involve crack at all.

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  27. Before you become the you from the future you should market the Playschool detective set - it could sell rather well. Just set it up next to Clue and Monopoly and watch the money roll in? I've always thought there needs to be more monocled (is that even a word?) people in the world.

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  28. If your future self blogs for crack, then mine would blog for Slurpies .

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  29. Probably was just everyone kissing, people can get carried away.

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  30. These cartoons get me everytime

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  31. Jimminy Crickets Beer!
    That is just too funny. Can you do 4 or 5 posts a day please! Thanks!
    (ps: can you check into rehab before addiction or do you have to wait?)

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  32. hahahah love the comic! and i'm sure it's the homeless guy's fault. it's always the homeless guy...

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  33. Maybe someone went around all the plates of food putting mono infested saliva in the food but got stopped so only a few people got it while others didn't.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  34. "I really wish i had some crack" hahahah

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  35. HAHAH Oh Christ! That's awful that THE MONO got passed around like Lindsay Lohan!

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  36. Probably whoever had the mono didn't know it(yet). Love the monocle and the mustache ... and the hat.

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  37. Creepy future self is invading your shower!!

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  38. And the answer to who brought the mono is.... a mystery.

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  39. hmmmm...contagious...hahhahahahaha

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  40. nice :D the illustrations really work well with everything :D

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  41. Future you isn't so bad, at least you are still writing. Also congratulations!

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  42. WTF? Everyone got MONO? That is so effed up. I would be pissed the hell off. You better start the interrogation now. That shit lasts for a long time so whoever had it first probably spread it.

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