Screaming Infidelities

      I've been married for what, 2 weeks now?--Which is already longer than 50% of marriages in the US (look it up--the average marriage lasts 17 hours and 23 minutes). And in that time I've already seen a great deal of infidelity. As you may recall from my very first post, the neighbor down the street has been fucking the ugly garage repairman. Well, it seems like this finally caught up with them, as they not only listed their house for sale, but they also moved out the same day--today.
      They have 2 moving trucks. One out front, and one out back. One is being loaded with all of the stuff belonging to the wife, and the other is being loaded with stuff belonging to the husband. Infidelity is ugly, and just as ugly is divorce.

Truck number 1, out front. Also: a shot of my killer tomato and strawberry plants

Truck number 2, out back. Also, my completely useless patio set (does anyone ever use those things?)

      But it got me to thinking about infidelity, and more importantly, why people do it. Why instead of just telling your loved one you're unhappy, you wait until the garage repairman bends over and tell him you want to tickle his taint. (I imagine that's how she seduced him, but alas, I'm no romance writer).
      For shits and grins I checked out AshleyMadison.com. If you haven't heard of it, it's the site that was all over the media some time ago for its brash commercials; two people are getting ready to have sex, and the tagline says, "These two are married... but not to each other." It's a site to find someone to have an affair with.
      It's every bit as bad as you'd think. The average user is a 40-50 year old woman who's 'unsatisfied' by her husband. She's looking for romance and fun and a set of 6 pack abs to go with her 'keg.' But perhaps the most disturbing is the user rating system. If you meet up with this woman and fuck her, you're entitled to leave feedback on how it was, which is posted on her public profile. Seriously. See below for a more 'filled out' profile of a random woman.

      This is used, as the FAQ says, to entice members. Now maybe I'm just old fashioned, but is it really a turn on that a girl's been used by at least (57) guys in the past 6 months, and (2) of them think she was a pretty bad fuck at first, but she's gotten better over time? "How exciting! Will you please add me to your queue of guys?"
      After reading this I made the sign of the cross twice, and I'm not even Catholic.
      So what do you guys think about this? Weird? Gross? Perfectly acceptable practice? Am I just an old guy now?
   
      Also, if you get a chance, check out the account that my wife and I set up. You'll know it because my avatar is a picture of me projectile vomiting.

Also, be sure and check out Brandon's. He doesn't know he signed up yet, but he's already got some great feedback.

 

Stay classy, friends,

Bryan

Mood: Amused

Beer: Home brewed

Shower: currently being shared with a 50 year old housewife who gave me crabs

Oh, and if you're wondering, I don't need this service, because I turn on my wife EVERY time.

* I promise I don't look a THING like this in real life