So if my comments have been lacking a little lately, it's not because I hate you or because I'm cheating on you with other bloggers (you know I'd never hurt you)... it's because my computer exploded.
On Wednesday I was happily surfingporn the web, when suddenly my computer locked up and wouldn't respond. I shut it down, pushed the power to turn it back on again, and the hard drive gave a death cry that sounded a little like a cat in a garbage disposal. It's completely toast. I did some digging around, and I have concluded the only logical reason why my hard drive would bomb itself out of nowhere.
It's a terrorist.
Think about it. There I am, patriotic Joe American, surfing whitehouse.gov and refreshing myself on the 3 executive branches (or looking at midget porn, whatever) when my hard drive goes all Jihad on me and detonates itself.
How unamerican.
The following is a very, very dramatic rendition of this.
On Wednesday I was happily surfing
It's a terrorist.
Think about it. There I am, patriotic Joe American, surfing whitehouse.gov and refreshing myself on the 3 executive branches (or looking at midget porn, whatever) when my hard drive goes all Jihad on me and detonates itself.
How unamerican.
The following is a very, very dramatic rendition of this.
And what happened to me? Well, don't worry about me, folks. I was fine.
Cue bad-ass, slow motion, walk-away from movie explosion.
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| Fuck yeah |
Stay classy, friends,
Bryan
Mood: Victimized
Beer: The bastard blew up my fridge
Shower: The sonofabitch blew up my shower, too
Oh, and I got a new netbook that I've been working on since yesterday. Don't worry about him blowing up, though. He's definitely not a terrorist. I think he's Jewish. Well, about running programs, anyway.
Glad to have you back and not hurt from the explosion. It sucks when your computer takes a dump like that. I am so paranoid since it happened to me that I back up everything on an external hard drive.
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ReplyDeleteglad you made it out alive, few do
lol thats brutal. i know the feeling, happened to me a week. damn spies!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI think I have terrorists inside my computer, too. They killed my Photobooth.
haha, good luck with the netbook, they sucked in my experience. i didnt know ppl still used ibm
ReplyDeletePorn terrorists.....bastards.
ReplyDeleteThat happened with my new Dell. Only 3 months old and it blew up. Luckily my Fiancee is an IT guy and just rebuilt it that day, however I was pissed at what a racket they have going in those stores. They put so much shit on their laptops/PC's then want to you dole out cash for back up...insurance...blah blah. They have it set up for failure and then screw people like my grandparents out of all sorts of cash.
ReplyDelete*whew* I'm ranting here. Sorry 'bout that. Love the illustrations!
bummer, hardware issues are the worst (considering the cost) happens to the best of us though.
ReplyDeleteI hate it my computer shvitzes.
ReplyDeleteYour pictures definitely were perfectly suited for the incident at hand. If we don't hear from you for awhile we'll contact National Security in case you linked onto any inappropriate websites!!! Great post.
ReplyDeleteROFL best comic you made hands down! The ending was EPIC! Sorry to hear about your computer, but that netbook will serve you well!
ReplyDeletedid you have a thinkpad? i also had one of those blow up on me.
ReplyDeleteSurvived the explosion like a boss! I am keeping my laptop atheist so he doen't blow up anything. lol.
ReplyDeletespitting beer laughing my ass off..
ReplyDeletei know spitting beer is alcohol abuse...
it was cheap beer, i.e. left here by some other fool, so really who cares?
there is plenty more where that came from!
OMG. I LOVE THE JEWISH COMPUTER PICTURE. So adorable.
ReplyDeleteIf that is the kind of porn you like (pictured here), you deserve to have your computer explode ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm still stuck on the thing with the tits... did anyone else notice the jugs on that thing? Did you? DID YOU? *head explodes*
ReplyDeleteSo great, I had a computer that like to go jihad a long time ago---now that I have a Macbook it just goes Jersey on me & freaks out with approval windows every couple of days.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a Jersey thang.
mywarpedworld.blogspot.com
My beard is more epic then my computers, therefor it cannot act against me. Also, a new follower.
ReplyDeletewhen you put it like that then i think i have a terrorist jew laptop yup its new and it thinks on its own i am beginning to feel like dave and this shit keeps saying i cant do that
ReplyDeleteIs that your Grandma on the wall? She's hot!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wish my computer would just blow up and stop torturing me with the page not responding crap! the only thing that post was missing is Yippe KiYa Mother.....
"Don't worry about him blowing up, though. He's definitely not a terrorist. I think he's Jewish. Well, about running programs, anyway."
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh my butt off! Sorry about your old computer, glad the new one is working out- regardless you're really fun to follow! Haha :)
lol :D
ReplyDeleteTruly funny! But...my sympathies nonetheless!
ReplyDeleteHaving experience the terrorist attack myself, about a month ago, I can totally relate.
Thank god I'm the back-up queen, that's all I can say. Back it up, back it up often - like right now!
Good luck with the "schvitzy" little guy you're working with now!
Cheers, Jenny
haha walking away from an explosion = classic
ReplyDeleteVery clever! This was brilliant!
ReplyDeleteHope the new laptop is working for you. Yeah my hard drive crashed on my laptop right when I was working on an important English paper. Thankfully I had a back up one and Dell sent me a new one since I was under warranty.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when PC's die unexpectedly...goo luck with the replacement
ReplyDeleteOh man.....that computer has some seriously hot legs.
ReplyDeleteMy computer died last week too. Sucks man :(
ReplyDeletehahaha, somehow i dnt think any muslim blogger would have u on their blogroll :p
ReplyDeleteIf you stop watching clown porn, the terrorists win.
ReplyDeleteI'm just happy you are not cheating on me. Love my guy bloggers
ReplyDeletehahaha, that was very funny. I love the spray can beards
ReplyDeleteA Jewish computer? Does it give you investment advice?
ReplyDeleteI think I get a pc terrorist occasionally, too. Sucks big time. :( Does it make you feel any better that you inspired me to back up my current one? No? Sorry.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO this made me laugh so much!! the comic is awesome :DD
ReplyDeleteahahahahaha....haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha...haaaaaaa
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Ha! Is there a computer that will not commit jihad? I think they're all programmed to inevitably self-destruct. Maybe more like kamikaze pilots. ;)
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