Friday, March 18, 2011

The Thesis of Death (La Tesis de la Muerte)

          The other half of this blog, Brandon, was slated to post tonight, but is regrettably consumed with his thesis for school, which is due on Monday. Since I am also busy, being unemployed (which is a full time job in itself, amirite?) today's post will be short and sweet.
         So let's go and check in on Brandon, who is currently studying very, very hard for his thesis.


           I would say to wish him luck, but we all know his hard work is going to pay off come Monday.



            So drink up, buddy, and enjoy that sweet brew of the gods as the warm shower water washes away the tears of defeat.
           Also, as my mother once told me:
           "Don't fuck up."
           
Stay classy, friends,
Bryan

37 comments:

  1. Sage words from mama.

    I was under the weather yesterday, but am wanting to celebrate St P's day this weekend. Based on your experiences, which beers work best when dying them green?

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  2. LOL - It's all about the funny pictures today! Have a great weekend!

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  3. How are you unemployed when you are such a motivator of people like your friend:P Nice one.

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  4. @Lost.in.Idaho I've never dyed a beer green, mostly because I don't want to see green coming up the other way when I've had too many. But if you want to play a good practical joke, dye it bright red and give your friend too many. Then tell him he's bleeding from the inside when they come up, and it's probably cancer. You're welcome.

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  5. Hahaha If there's a better studying method, I'm not aware of it.

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  6. I bet I would do a lot better in school if I spent more time drinking beer in the shower.

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  7. Lol those thoughts always come to mind when you are in the shower!

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  8. Your mother is a wise woman! Good luck to him on his thesis.

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  9. fellow unemployed person checking in - good luck with the thesis

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  10. Damn straight being unemployed is a full time job.

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  11. Ugh, why did you remind me that I have my own paper to do.

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  12. whoa wat... two dudes post one blog? thats a lil weird?...

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  13. Should probably start my homework :/

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  14. always thinking when in the shower!

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  15. well all i can say is "good luck man"

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  16. Good Luck. Have a great weekend too.

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  17. wow. brandon is so lucky to have such an encouraging friend like you, bryan ;)

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  18. good luck bro
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  19. I wrote most of my biochem dissertation whilst in a pub (no surprise really)

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  20. Don't fuck up, that has to be some of the best advice ever given.

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  21. Good luck with the thesis. Don't let that shower stop you from your dreams.

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  22. the last picture is just deadly!! Gud luck!

    Also being unemployed is like being retired I think, they seem never to have time...

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  23. I just want to know what Brandon's got in his hand in the shower...? (hey, it's his, he can wash it was fast as he wants to, in my opinion... besides, soap is such a slut...)

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  24. If I was smart enough to get this whole drink a beer in the shower thing while I was in school, I wouldn't have needed to cheat my way through it ;) lol

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  26. Defeat tears are the saltiest kind of tears.

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  27. Green Beer=Wesley Snipes colored poo...I just had to say it lol

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  28. Haha. Look at all the comments about how they should start their homework. Funny.

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