The other half of this blog, Brandon, was slated to post tonight, but is regrettably consumed with his thesis for school, which is due on Monday. Since I am also busy, being unemployed (which is a full time job in itself, amirite?) today's post will be short and sweet.
So let's go and check in on Brandon, who is currently studying very, very hard for his thesis.
I would say to wish him luck, but we all know his hard work is going to pay off come Monday.
So drink up, buddy, and enjoy that sweet brew of the gods as the warm shower water washes away the tears of defeat.
Also, as my mother once told me:
"Don't fuck up."
Stay classy, friends,