Also, I wanted to share some more wedding news with you guys. No, I'm not gonna be overdoing it with wedding stuff until you're disgustingly sick of me, but this news is just too good to pass up.
Our wedding day is May 21st, 2011, which is also, according to a new group of Christian nutjobs, the day the world ends! Judgment Day!
Check it out! "The Bible guarantees it!" Not only that, but these nutjobs have taken out billboards all over town, and are making headlines all across the world.
If you don't feel like reading the website, and I don't blame you, there are a lot of
Anyways, stop by and check it out. The site also contains the gem: "Gay pride: planned by God as a sign of the end." Definitely worth a chuckle.
And in the meanwhile, I thought, okay, what IF the rapture happened on my wedding day? Could we at least get married first? Or would Jesus just come in, kicking ass and taking names?
|Currently wielding: Barbed wire covered spear and safety scissors|
Not the reverend! We paid good money to get him ordained online! Is no one safe?
|Exchanging vows in my snazzy banana yellow tux|
|Currently wielding: a scimitar and the 4 Fondue Skewers of the Apocalypse|
|Currently wielding: The Cat of 4 and a Half Tails and the Holy Soup Ladle of the Apocalypse|
And where's the best man? I think I saw him wander over to the bar. Is he safe?
|Currently wielding: Double-barrel shotgun and my fiance's severed head|
|Just as in life, Brandon spends his death soaking up alcohol at the bar|
If anyone is interested in attending, we are registered at the Seventh Circle of Hell, and the reception will be hosted at the Pit of Smoldering Pain and Torture. Hope to see you there!
Stay classy, friends,
Mood: Blown up
Beer: I'm trying to drink it, but it keeps leaking out of my stab wound
Shower: A lot redder than I remember them being